United Thread 2015/16

[Sigh]

What is actually going-on in van lolz head during interviews.

 

[Sir peace frog]

So according to sky sports they are 18th in the league for amount of shots, keep up at the attractive football, TT.

they have the highest average possession approx. 60%
70% of their possession is a pass sideways or backwards
and as you say 3rd lowest shots.

they have the highest amounts of passes per shot, around 77/78 passes per shot, total football lol

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

they have the highest average possession approx. 60%
70% of their possession is a pass sideways or backwards
and as you say 3rd lowest shots.

they have the highest amounts of passes per shot, around 77/78 passes per shot, total football lol

Its known as 'The Carrick effect'

 

[dario2739]

Van Lolz has just said he was happy to go out 0-0 to the mighty Boro as his benchmark is us going out to them 0-2 last season.

That makes Utd better than us.

Long live the King.

That's a 'kids-in-the-playground' mentality!

 

[The perfect fumble]

You've got to hand it to him though, he's not afraid to employ some pretty unconventional methods to return Rooney to form....

 

[lancs blue]

Its known as 'The Carrick effect'

It's part of their "istree", it used to be known as the 'Ray Wilkins effect'.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Van Lolz has just said he was happy to go out 0-0 to the mighty Boro as his benchmark is us going out to them 0-2 last season.

That makes Utd better than us.

Long live the King.

Please tell me that's true. If so, I'm going straight to some rags with that one. That's no different than moysie saying they aspire to be as good as city!!!

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

It's part of their "istree", it used to be known as the 'Ray Wilkins effect'.

The pig mounter has a touch of the crab about him. Didnt know you could catch crabs from fucking a pig, always learning.

 

[Impeccable One]

He gives all the indications of being a moron, in the clinical sense.

We should leave religion out of this ...scum is perfectly acceptable

 

[Impeccable One]

Ventured on to the super red's website and there's no sign of an attendance for the Boro game. Checked the City match and it's there for that game...Anyone want to buy my computer? Now royally soiled.

Mate .., you can't sell everything that's soiled .. I know ... Trust me ....