United Thread 2015/16

[uwe rosler 28]

Maureen is the final part of the jigsaw for us blues! After the fantastic work by moyes and turtle Maureen will be the man to come in and finish the job! Now let me give you my reasons!
1. The fa hate him
2. The refs hate him
3. The legends at united hate him
4. There is not enough room in that dressing room for all those egos
5. His super agent friend will flood the club full of over priced players on massive contracts and when maurren has pissed them all off he will do another eva gate get himself sacked for a nice pay off and leave the rags deep in the shit!!! I for 1 cannot wait!!!!!

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

I'm

Licking his lips (:

 

[johnmc]

Carse - the bit on a female between her **** and her arse, the female equivalent of a Barse. Also known as the taint, the notcher, the vanilla strip. Or perverts that call it the perineum.

To have a candle shoved up there sound very painful.

Biffs bridge

 

[manimanc]

Has anybody else got rag ahem " friends" who have said utd finished joint 4th and had a better season than us? I was on the text before with one and he actually came out and said they finished joint 4th!!! Their delusion is never ending.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

That his wife or daughter.

 

[mat]

Maureen is the final part of the jigsaw for us blues! After the fantastic work by moyes and turtle Maureen will be the man to come in and finish the job! Now let me give you my reasons!
1. The fa hate him
2. The refs hate him
3. The legends at united hate him
4. There is not enough room in that dressing room for all those egos
5. His super agent friend will flood the club full of over priced players on massive contracts and when maurren has pissed them all off he will do another eva gate get himself sacked for a nice pay off and leave the rags deep in the shit!!! I for 1 cannot wait!!!!!

Let's see how much power the GPC does have trying to persuade refs to support him.....

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Has anybody else got rag ahem " friends" who have said utd finished joint 4th and had a better season than us? I was on the text before with one and he actually came out and said they finished joint 4th!!! Their delusion is never ending.

Just like they finished joint top in 2012.but didn,t win the league.we did and we were champions.they were gutted......so much for joint 4th.

I think its called Sad- Rag Syndrome (SRS)

 

[calum down]

Carse - the bit on a female between her **** and her arse, the female equivalent of a Barse. Also known as the taint, the notcher, the vanilla strip. Or perverts that call it the perineum.

the corridor of uncertainty.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Always been hypocritical wankers. The scum will not want the brand of their tragedy damaged in case they can't get a nice sponsorship for the next big anniversary. The emotionally incontinent grief monkeys of l'pool can shove their candles up theircarse until they acknowledge their own wall pushing antics as far as I'm concerned.

Just out of interest, have the scum EVER had a the anniversary of their own tragedy away from the swamp? funny how it always seems to be anniversary time at a home match where they can milk it to death...oops!

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

the corridor of uncertainty.

The chin rest, the chode are others.

I do like 'the Vanilla strip' as a name, because in Neapolitan ice cream its found between the pink and the brown.