United Thread 2015/16

[GSW Blue]

I saw Andy Cole on telly earlier. Is he ok? His face looks like Louis Armstrongs blowing a trumpet.

I think he's had some illness. His son blames us.

 

[Pam]

Where is that rag twat that came on here and told us what a frighteningly good team they had because they beat a misfiring Sjoke City side at home?

 

[manimanc]

Are we taking a sweepstake for the headlines of who the rags are signing on Monday? ?
I'm going for Guardiola. .....
Oops hang on a minute, maybe not.
Ronaldo and bale to utd it is then.

 

[KentBlue]

He's had kidney failure, it kind of blows your face up a tad.

I didn't know this. I feel a bit guilty now that I laughed when I saw him. Not really a laughing matter.

 

[2sheikhs]

Fair enough. I didn't know.

 

[Daz_Blue]

Yes Sunday headlines

Mourinho signs 4 year Utd contract .....bringing Messi, Bale and Ronaldo with him

 

[kaz7]

In a way i wish we hadn't announced pep yet to lead the rag fans on a bit longer ha

 

[yeseye]

Recovering from a life threatening illness. He was on goals on Sunday a few weeks ago talking about it.

Wish the lad well in his recovery.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

In a way i wish we hadn't announced pep yet to lead the rag fans on a bit longer ha

That is pure evil....I like it.

 

[2sheikhs]

Even the blinkered rags I work with have had enough of the shit.
When someone mentions the latest galactico to be joining them, they just shout at the radio, "FUCK RIGHT OFF"

I don't even have to say a word these days.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Could have done with a Untitled win just to keep Ewarwoowar and Snr Charlton on their toes

 

[Pam]

Yes Sunday headlines

Mourinho signs 4 year Utd contract .....bringing Messi, Bale and Ronaldo with him

And Neymar.

 

[ancoats]

the wheels on the bus go round and round

 

[mat]

Class of 92 to rescue United from LGV Nightmare!

Scum sport can exclusively reveal that The worlds greatest club have issued a plea to the former United Legend David Beckham to rescue their beloved club in a caretaker role with Paul Scholes as his assistant.

We understand the announcement will be made just before Manchester City's match at the Emptyhad against Spurs....

 

[Tugay One Cup]

and I give you this from the BBC this weekend

are united about to rule the world
http://www.bbc.co.uk/guides/z9j9j6f

hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Just showed this to a red at work. "the timing of this is a bit weird, what with you guys being on a downward slope for the last few years." Absolutely no response.

Arse licking though it is, I think that the smarter ones have realised that the BBC are giving everyone ammunition.

They can't win on or off the field at the moment and I fucking love it.

 

[bazbarrybazzer]

Yes Sunday headlines

Mourinho signs 4 year Utd contract .....bringing Messi, Bale and Ronaldo with him

Serious question, would Jose take the job if they didn`t get Champs league?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Serious question, would Jose take the job if they didn`t get Champs league?

And would Peter Spencer tweet some bullshit about it?

 

[Daz_Blue]

Serious question, would Jose take the job if they didn`t get Champs league?

Yes he would ....for the money

 

[bazbarrybazzer]

Yes he would ....for the money

Time will tell i guess, but fack me i would laugh long and hard if he turned them down after all the news the last week that it`s done :)

 

[Daz_Blue]

West Ham losing so looks like Turtle's terrors wont drop a place