United Thread 2015/16

[abu13]

They have 41 points after 26 games = 1.57 points a game.
Even if they managed to up this average to 2 points per game for the final 12 fixtures they would only finish with 65 points, Consider Leicester already have 53 points you would imagine that 14 points would be easily within their grasp.
Even if they appointed JM tonight 4th place has gone for them

 

[Malscigar]

Change . Org they have started a petition to sack l v g
https://www.change.org/p/manchester...twitter&utm_campaign=share_twitter_responsive

Hahahaah wind up surely

 

[Malscigar]

The updates are comedy gold ... especially the Pep to City one. Cry, you scummers.

Hahahaah

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Change . Org they have started a petition to sack l v g
https://www.change.org/p/manchester...twitter&utm_campaign=share_twitter_responsive

If this is genuine, someone needs to sit this person down and let them know "irony" isn't just a word to describe the taste of cockles and jellied eels.

 

[MancunianCitizen]

Won't belong before we start hearing how long suffering the Rag fans are, Feckers don't know about the meaning of suffering.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Won't belong before we start hearing how long suffering the Rag fans are, Feckers don't know about the meaning of suffering.

i think most of us are praying they find out

 

[SWP's back]

Someone is taking the piss, Shirley. But if they get 100,000 signatures, it will LITERALLY have to be debated in parliament.

It's actually a small group that chat about IF it should be taken to the house.

 

[Daz_Blue]

 

[jaxxaj]

They have 41 points after 26 games = 1.57 points a game.
Even if they managed to up this average to 2 points per game for the final 12 fixtures they would only finish with 65 points, Consider Leicester already have 53 points you would imagine that 14 points would be easily within their grasp.
Even if they appointed JM tonight 4th place has gone for them

Even Moyes had 42 points after 26 games in 13/14 season. Thursday nights is the best they'll get.

 

[mad4city]

There's a fella on there, Conor McNamara. He doesn't so much as say it but he sings it. It's like he feels so privileged to be commentating on them that he has to constantly remind himself of the fact. Nauseating.

Believe it or not, he used to claim to be a City fan when he started out in Ireland. I think he might have been bluffing.

I remember him reporting on our FA Cup game v Wimbledon back when we were down amongst the dead men. He said:
"Wimbledon, who won this trophy in 1988, against Manchester City, who won it three times on the 1950s.."

 

[eyejay51]

What did he say? Did he mention the United way, that will console the biddy fiddler.

Love it!!!!!! I'm having that for my repertoire.

 

[jimharri]

http://www.redcafe.net/forums/manchester-united-forum.6/

Decisions, decisions. So many threads, so little time. "Eeny meeny miney mo..."

 

[M18CTID]

That petition is just asking to be hijacked by blues. I remember some years back a Liverpool fan started one up complaining about our transfer activity and wanting UEFA to investigate. Our fans hijacked it and went to town on the sad fucker. It was hilarious and only topped by the Adam Teese episode!

 

[Daz_Blue]

 

[r.soleofsalford]

i find this hard to watch, the poor lad is b grade

 

[manimanc]

Stan and ollie have just found out the score at the stadium of light.

 

[cleavers]

Phil Jones shouldn't be laughing about it.

 

[bakerdave76]

Just had a tweet of the dick who set up the change and yes he is from London [emoji24][emoji23]

 

[kaz7]

Turtle has lost his swagger

 

[oakiecokie]

Fuck me and I thought we needed a couple of players or so but i give you this wonderful piece :

Looking at the first XI and being brutally honest. If we want to win the PL within the next two years and be in CL contention in 3... we need a revamp and buy some proper quality. Not necessarily big names, but certainly big talents. None of your run of the mill. . One good PL campaign players but guys who can blossom into world class players abd go toe to toe with the creme de le creme in Europe. Aim high and the EPL will take care of itself.

Starting 11 wise.. we need the following:

New Right Back
CB partner for Smalling
New DM (competition and cover for Schneiderlin)
New number 8 (a young Scholes/BFS)
New 10 (can play AM and SS - technical, quick, intelligent)
New W (RW and LW*) one of them has to be s marqu