United thread 2015/16

[blueinsa]

Rag fans repeating the same old crap that the football last season was dour and they cant wait for the entertainment under Mourinho pmsl.

They haven't got a fucking clue!

 

[Claytop]

Jose Mourinho, the most hated man in football, is back at the top. Here's what to expect...

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices...at-the-top-heres-what-to-expect-a7046791.html

He won't be in a job for much longer..

 

[mat]

 

[andyhinch]

Rag fans repeating the same old crap that the football last season was dour and they cant wait for the entertainment under Mourinho pmsl.

They haven't got a fucking clue!

Makes you wonder if they've ever seen his teams play

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Ed wudwud- "Jose is quite simply the best manager in the game"

Ermm... He's not even the best manager in greater Manchester Never mind the whole game. Muppet

 

[The perfect fumble]

Oh dear....

 

[CitizenTID]

Rag fans repeating the same old crap that the football last season was dour and they cant wait for the entertainment under Mourinho pmsl.

They haven't got a fucking clue!

Remember that post-match interview Van Persie gave when he was smirking and said something along the lines of "Wait 'til next season, we'll be back" referring to Van Gaal coming in, or some bollocks that proved to be a complete lead balloon.

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

By that time he'll be long gone. His successor may be gone as well!

 

[manctheknife]

By that time he'll be long gone. His successor may be gone as well!

What you saying?...Big Sam won't keep them up??

 

[George Hannah]

I remember when they appointed Moyes and Jim White came out with the belter that he was the hottest property in management. If you keep saying something over and over again surely people will start to believe it.

Manchester United finally appoint manager as loathsome as they are
27-05-16

MANCHESTER United have finally found a manager as entitled, self-important and prone to temper tantrums as the club itself.

Jose Mourinho was appointed manager today after United bosses realised their initial revulsion was only because they were seeing a reflection of themselves.

A club insider said: “Vain, egotistical, convinced the world is against them as they ignore every rule to suit themselves; it’s the perfect match.

“Mourinho’s arrogance hasn’t been remotely affected by him guiding his last club to one place above relegation, just as Manchester United still believe they’re the best club in England despite finishing fifth.

“Together they will dispute every decision, find undeserving scapegoats for every loss, and steal any talented player they choose, all the while complaining bitterly of unfairness.