United thread 2015/16

[its a Barm]

Pele on the propaganda payroll now.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Woodward: "and from here you can see into all the bedrooms of that twat Giggsy's hotel"
Mourinho: "preeeetty laydees too?"

EW: "That's your daughter, isn't it, Jose?"

 

[117 M34]

Jim white comparing rashford to Pele on ssn

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Jim white comparing rashford to Pele on ssn

Apart from same sex and same colour the comparison ends.

 

[marco]

Apart from same sex and same colour the comparison ends.

but they already have a Pele ''the white Pele'' how many Pele's have they now

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

And over there you can see Ilkay Gundogan, an attacking player who has just signed for the club we are obsessed with. But no need to bother yourself as we've already signed a double-decker bus for you.

 

[taleofbluehalves]

Jim white comparing rashford to Pele on ssn

Yeah he scores a few goals ....like of course he is.

 

[br88]

I have had great fun talking with United fans over the last few days at what must be the biggest turnaround by football fans ever. From being the vilest and most horrible manager on the planet in their eyes for so many years....Mourinho has suddenly morphed into this wonderful and greatest manager in the Universe.....you just gotta laugh!!!.

 

[Armaan]

I have had great fun talking with United fans over the last few days at what must be the biggest turnaround by football fans ever. From being the vilest and most horrible manager on the planet in their eyes for so many years....Mourinho has suddenly morphed into this wonderful and greatest manager in the Universe.....you just gotta laugh!!!.

Haha same! They are all acting like he's the most beautiful perfect human being to have ever lived. The same people who would swear the opposite not long ago, it's actually piss funny seeing them delude themselves to such an extent haha.

 

[@BluePhil8]

I'm not joking but Ed Woodward looks like such a smug dick in every photo I see. Looks like a right melt.