United thread 2019/20

[goatersnipple]

Solskjaer has got such a weird accent. Norwegian Manc.

I think it's also called.
Twat

 

[Mike Cledford]

Rah fan on rags top on escalator at Piccadilly nearly an hour after final whistle asks a blue how we got on. On being told he cheered and
said 'good liverpool still top of the league'.
On football knowledge and intelligence l would give him 0% but l suppose he could get 1% for recognising a City shirt.

Four women all pissed got on train at Alderley Edge scrambled off at next stop. Too thick to get on right train out of a choice of two directions.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Our recent loss to this sack of bottom chocolate looks worse every day. Fucking terrible, I love it.

 

[TFC]

Fuck me, pisses me off even more that we lost to that absolute shower of shite.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Alf Inge Haaland? I had a German girl friend called Inge years ago....

Inge the Zinger?

 

[give it to gordon]

Have they won since their cup final ?
Look like a typical mid table team can rise their game against a top 6 team but cant against teams of their own standard

 

[Daz_Blue]

Fuck Now That's What I call Christmas ...this is tonight's playlist ...

 

[Bpughh]

Bad combination of players. Lot's of egos and no real leader. Would be like having a bunch of underdeveloped Nasri's and Yaya's without Kompany, Zaba and Hart to keep em straight.

 

[p.taker]

Four women all pissed got on train at Alderley Edge scrambled off at next stop. Too thick to get on right train out of a choice of two directions.

Just how Jesse Lingard like em I hear.

 

[Vienna_70]

They’re just a shit Man *n*t*d!