United thread 2019/20

[bluebrother55]

What a great thread this is. The current Rag squad are showing all the promise of the 1974 team.

 

[big gaz]

Rah fan on rags top on escalator at Piccadilly nearly an hour after final whistle asks a blue how we got on. On being told he cheered and
said 'good liverpool still top of the league'.
On football knowledge and intelligence l would give him 0% but l suppose he could get 1% for recognising a City shirt.

Four women all pissed got on train at Alderley Edge scrambled off at next stop. Too thick to get on right train out of a choice of two directions.

Why haven't I heard a news report about a united fan found dead on the tracks of a Manchester station ? Oh yer women are thick.

 

[roman totale]

I’m confused. I thought “‘Nited were back” a couple of weeks ago...

 

[Blue Hefner]

A United fan mates of mine following the Derby - not aged well - “Chelsea’s wobble has come way earlier than I predicted! United will piss top 4 now”

 

[why me? Blue Manchester]

How did we let these cnuts beat us a couple if weeks ago as they are shite

 

[Blue Mist]

Can I just say ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


Thought I could.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Just how Jesse Lingard like em I hear.

If he wasn't s footballer he would be a virgin. He likes them pissed and the women insist on two paper bags the second just in case the
first bursts.
I reckon a plastic bag would be best for him

 

[Mike Cledford]

Why haven't I heard a news report about a united fan found dead on the tracks of a Manchester station ? Oh yer women are thick.

It was a gender neutral display of public stupidity in action.

 

[big gaz]

It was a gender neutral display of public stupidity in action.

That works for me ;-)

 

[Ric]

Had to go and watch United in the pub today for the first time in about a decade, with my brother (red) and father (blue). Thoroughly enjoyed it.