United thread 2019/20

[Gazza]

Clayton "Sunbed" Blackmore although certainly never convited of such a heinous crime as indicated above was yet another smug rag **** whose face you would never tire of using as a punchbag.

Can you not accuse him of getting his tan on a sunbed, that was over thirty years ago and such a heinous crime shouldn't be mentioned again.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Solskjaer pleads to protect his team from City`s "tactical fouling"

What a desperate despicable shower of low-life ****s they are at United. Is there and depth they wont slither too.

 

[bluemc1]

Clayton "Sunbed" Blackmore although certainly never convited of such a heinous crime as indicated above was yet another smug rag **** whose face you would never tire of using as a punchbag.

While he was at United he asked my sister out, She was 15

 

[Dirty Harry]

Can you not accuse him of getting his tan on a sunbed, that was over thirty years ago and such a heinous crime shouldn't be mentioned again.

I saw him a few years ago in Stockport on a train still sporting said sunbed tan mate, but along with it, was an abomination of a comb-over to hide his receding hairline, it was like he'd stuck a roadkill chicken on his head, I actually felt sorry for him for a moment, then I started to sober up and went back to thinking "what a twat".

 

[Blue Mist]

On the day of a Derby match I always like to point out that they are scum. I know it doesn't need doing but …...

 

[dadnlad]

Solskjaer pleads to protect his team from City`s "tactical fouling"

What a desperate despicable shower of low-life ****s they are at United. Is there and depth they wont slither too.

So Arsenals tactic deployed " if in doubt fall on floor"

 

[Gazza]

I saw him a few years ago in Stockport on a train still sporting said sunbed tan mate, but along with it, was an abomination of a comb-over to hide his receding hairline, it was like he'd stuck a roadkill chicken on his head, I actually felt sorry for him for a moment, then I started to sober up and went back to thinking "what a twat".

You had me believing you until you said you saw him on a train - No-one I know in my lifetime has ever seen the lesser spotted Northern Rail Express.

 

[jrb]

It’s their cup final again like it was a few weeks ago.

Hopefully we will turn up tonight?

 

[jrb]

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Solskjaer pleads to protect his team from City`s "tactical fouling"

What a desperate despicable shower of low-life ****s they are at United. Is there and depth they wont slither too.

He needs protecting from his own 'tactical ineptitude'.