United thread 2019/20

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What’s taking them so long to buy Fernandes? They’ve wanted him for over 12 months, I’d have thought it would have been sorted at the start of the window

Piano lessons

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Has Bruno fernandes set off on his pilgrimage to the red shithole yet?

Surely he's gone on strike trying to force a move to his boyhood club?

It should be renamed the Theatre of memes, these days.

 

[Deepest Blue]

On Castles’ podcast I heard that Rojo is currently on £8m pa. No wonder they can’t get shut of him.

Rags equivalent of Danny Mills.

 

[Asa's left peg]

Just looking back at the last few years signing and how awful they have been and who stank the place out so had to leave. Some have left to get their careers back on track, proving the point that it's a bit of a graveyard for players. They should move their training facility to Southern Cemetery.

Darmien
Sanchez
Herrera (ok, had the sense to go)
Lukaku
Blind
Fellani
Mkyitaryan
Jizzyjaz
Schniederlin
Depay
Pig farmer
De Maria

Thats being kind to them. Add the ones eho are still stinking the place out
Lindergard
Shaw
Romero
Pogba
Mata
Matic
Bailly

Good god! Some of them were decent prospects at one time but apparently everyone wants to go there. If we are ever competing with them for a signing again, we should just show them that list.

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Come on Wolves

 

[manimanc]

Your comment got me thinking. It seems every transfer window is always dominated by Utd. and which superstar they are buying next. From Falcao to Di Maria and Lukaku to Maguire they continually hog the headlines and their fans work themselves into a frenzy. Domination of the football world must surely be the result...haha!! But, amazingly, after all these years and, with supposedly all the world class signings they have made, only one thing remains constant.......they are still crap.

Been going on for years. Sky sports news is mutv and Liverpool tv all the time.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Just looking back at the last few years signing and how awful they have been and who stank the place out so had to leave. Some have left to get their careers back on track, proving the point that it's a bit of a graveyard for players. They should move their training facility to Southern Cemetery.

Darmien
Sanchez
Herrera (ok, had the sense to go)
Lukaku
Blind
Fellani
Mkyitaryan
Jizzyjaz
Schniederlin
Depay
Pig farmer
De Maria

Thats being kind to them. Add the ones eho are still stinking the place out
Lindergard
Shaw
Romero
Pogba
Mata
Matic
Bailly

Good god! Some of them were decent prospects at one time but apparently everyone wants to go there. If we are ever competing with them for a signing again, we should just show them that list.

At least Fred has proved a bargain

 

[citizen_maine]

That's nought. I'm a thousand pages behind in the dippers thread.

don't worry, most of them will have been deleted by the time you get there

 

[Asa's left peg]

At least Fred has proved a bargain

Two months ago he was shit and they wanted him out, now he's the backbone of the team! I thought he was good against us for Shaktar.

 

[remember arthur mann]

On Castles’ podcast I heard that Rojo is currently on £8m pa.

Rags equivalent of Danny Mills.

Wow ! That's really below the belt !!!