United thread 2019/20

[Vienna_70]

Once bitten twice shy?

 

[Vienna_70]

They have had a proper shellacking on 5Live all day today - several "inquests" about "whats gone wrong" and rag fans and fan site representatives giving large - I have quite enjoyed it lol

Surely it can be summed up in three words?

They’re fucking shit!

 

[Blue Tooth]

Memo to @sir baconface, @Gray, @denislawsbackheel, @Mike Cathcart and sundry others too numerous to mention: I am the only authentic grammar nerd 'round here.
Do not be fooled by impostors. Accept no substitute.

In colloquial speech, you will sometimes hear someone say 'round here. In that case, 'round is a contraction of around and not the word round, hence the apostrophe. You are welcome ;)

 

[journolud]

Ridiculous wage demands and poor injury record. Sounds like the ideal United signing

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I'm in two minds about the FA Cup replay tonight, Watford who have beaten them before will fancy their chances but the third Merseyside team taking them out would be a bit funny.

 

[sir baconface]

Memo to @sir baconface, @Gray, @denislawsbackheel, @Mike Cathcart and sundry others too numerous to mention: I am the only authentic grammar nerd round here.
Do not be fooled by impostors. Accept no substitute.

fairynuff know moor too be said

 

[journolud]

I'm in two minds about the FA Cup replay tonight, Watford who have beaten them before will fancy their chances but the third Merseyside team taking them out would be a bit funny.

I’d normally back Watford to beat them but three games in a week or whatever it is they have had to do gives United the advantage, Watford likely to prioritise the league

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

In colloquial speech, you will sometimes hear someone say 'round here. In that case, 'round is a contraction of around and not the word round, hence the apostrophe. You are welcome ;)

Fair point ;-)

Hoist with my own petard…

 

[i kne albert davy]

Ridiculous wage demands and poor injury record. Sounds like the ideal United signing

But they've already sign Pogba.

 

[abu13]

Daily express reporting that the cnuts are after tevez on loan,god I hope he laughs at them.

My god, that can't be true surely.