United thread 2019/20

[Asa's left peg]

Nice to see them being compared to clubs of similar stature- Macclesfield Morecambe and Rochdale!
Bit harsh on the Dale, though.

 

[deegee33]

Panic buying is reaching ridiculous levels.

Newcastle are interested in signing the new Stan Laurel, apparently.

They better not; I end all texts to my united mates with, " and you still have Phil Jones, hahaha". It just won't be the same asking if fatty Shaw left anything in the fridge.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Nice to see them being compared to clubs of similar stature- Macclesfield Morecambe and Rochdale!
Bit harsh on the Dale, though.

I noticed that.Lmfao!!!

 

[Newman Noggs]

Panic buying is reaching ridiculous levels.

Newcastle are interested in signing the new Stan Laurel, apparently.

Steve Bruce. Helped his mates shift their dead wood centre halves for years. John O'Shea and Wes Brown spring to mind.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Steve Bruce. Helped his mates shift their dead wood centre halves for years. John O'Shea and Wes Brown spring to mind.

Absolutely right - the elephant man would sign anything in a red shirt for whatever the rags ask. I suspect he has a dog like Harry.

 

[mat]

Just passed the Stadium of Shite on my train. Noticed there's some cranes doing some cosmetic work on the back of the Stratford End. Couldn't see a demolition ball sadly.

I'll just wait for their insurance claim....

 

[old blue]

Just passed the Stadium of Shite on my train. Noticed there's some cranes doing some cosmetic work on the back of the Stratford End. Couldn't see a demolition ball sadly.

I'll just wait for their insurance claim....

Just looked on the Trafford council website and they are building a garage for an open top bus. Must be a way to circumvent FFP, pioneered by the dippers

 

[yeseye]

Just passed the Stadium of Shite on my train. Noticed there's some cranes doing some cosmetic work on the back of the Straford End. Couldn't see a demolition ball sadly.

I'll just wait for their insurance claim....

Yep seems to be scaffolding all around the shithole, must be having a paint job!

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Yep seems to be scaffolding all around the shithole, must be having a paint job!

Well we know its not for an extension to the trophy room...

 

[Kirkiep]

Just seen that they are paying 3000 casual staff regardless of match cancellations.Fair play to them for that.Really need City to do the same now.