United thread 2019/20

[JASR]

Here’s something that I bet most on here don’t know, but a boar's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

how was it for you?

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Maybe you can’t make a silk purse out of sow’s ear, but you can buy any number of handbags after divorcing this swine.

 

[laserblue]

Here’s something that I bet most on here don’t know, but a boar's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

That's where the term screw (i.e. to have sex) originated. (True story).

 

[Vienna_70]

That's where the term screw (i.e. to have sex) originated. (True story).

I didn’t know that.

Cheers.

 

[Edward Deadwood]

At times like this we really shouldn’t joke, and think more about the rest of his family

https://i2-prod.mylondon.news/news/.../ALTERNATES/s1200/0_Only-fools-and-Horses.jpg

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

I see VAR/Pigmol are at it again in the rags game, 100% pen for Palace, even Daffy Duck said it was...they then go up the other end & score, there was no reference to any VAR decision or whether they where even looking at it during the next 3-4 minutes #fixedasfook

 

[Vienna_70]

I see VAR/Pigmol are at it again in the rags game, 100% pen for Palace, even Daffy Duck said it was...they then go up the other end & score, there was no reference to any VAR decision or whether they where even looking at it during the next 3-4 minutes #fixedasfook

They have to ensure the rags reach the top four, you know.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Just listened to Peter Walton (ex ref) say it was a pen, all 3 in studio said it was a pen, but....and here’s the best bit, it’s subjective! Nothing subjective about it he came through the man then played the ball PENALTY clear and obvious mistake by the ref, that’s what VAR is for they keep telling us

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Palace equaliser over ruled.
Scum being varred into Europe.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Palace equaliser over ruled.
Scum being varred into Europe.

Anyone notice they never actually showed when the Palace player (Zaha?) released the ball? It’s ok drawing a line between deepest rag & Ayew but the ball might of already been played half a sec before