United thread 2019/20

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I've thought for a long time the Pisscan isn't retired, that's why the rent boy won't take the car park space because it's already occupied by the despot.

was that despot or pisspot?

 

[mat]

SSN were running with the "didn't want him anyway" narrative earlier.

Snigger.

"Were getting Sancho from them anyway..."

 

[Gray]

"Were getting Sancho from them anyway..."

Our owner should buy Dortmund, then all this young talent would be ours anyway.

 

[mat]

Our owner should buy Dortmund, then all this young talent would be ours anyway.

Imagine the piss boiling if CFG bought a Bundesliga club.

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

Our owner should buy Dortmund, then all this young talent would be ours anyway.

Then turn it into a City Megastore

 

[Vienna_70]

BBC’s Phil McNulty laying into the alpaca

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53467353

He’s not even the best ‘keeper in Manchester!

 

[Vienna_70]

Imagine the piss boiling if CFG bought a Bundesliga club.

I’d love CFG to buy 1860, and turn them into the best team in Munich.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

BBC’s Phil McNulty laying into the alpaca

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53467353

He’s not even the best ‘keeper in Manchester!

He's not even the best keeper in Stretford.

 

[Gray]

He's not even the best keeper in Stretford.

Is the correct answer.

 

[sir baconface]

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