United thread 2019/20

[Viking blue]

Lampard comes from Derby and gets Chelsea to a final and 4th in the league in his first season after only being a manager for a season?

Factor in the loss of Hazzard and the transfer ban. He’s been far more impressive than Ole.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

The rags play for pens you watch them pass the ball into the box and there is a runner he reaches the ball and a defender also going for it the rag diving cheat usually always if get to the ball first dives.

Thing is we could do the same the trick is runners in the box when the pass comes.

No point we'd only get booked for diving, even if it was a penalty.

 

[abu13]

I just don't get it... they hardly spend any time in the opponents area when compared to City, yet they accumulate such a great number if penalties...? Penalty United are downright cheats.

With all the stats available in the modern age there must be some figure for the number of minutes or touches each team spends in an opponents box over the course of the season and how many penalties are awarded.

We must have had 2 or 3 times as many touches in the opposition box than the Rags but much fewer penalties.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

We must have had 2 or 3 times as many touches in the opposition box than the Rags but much fewer penalties.

Most of united’s touches in the box will be penalty kicks followed by headers.

 

[roman totale]

That kit is like one of those camouflage liverys on ships from the second world war !

Which are closely associated with Liverpool

 

[Keeper!]

Factor in the loss of Hazzard and the transfer ban. He’s been far more impressive than Ole.

To be fair that's not difficult, the wee little man is a sh1t manager.

 

[Roachy]

The rags play for pens you watch them pass the ball into the box and there is a runner he reaches the ball and a defender also going for it the rag diving cheat usually always if get to the ball first dives.

Thing is we could do the same the trick is runners in the box when the pass comes.

I wonder what the ratio of pens awarded to the red shite is since Solskjaer took over. 100% a coached tactic to go down in the box for the slightest thing. So yes, a deliberate, cheating ploy to get penalties ably assisted by the authorities. Horrid twats.

 

[Maly]

Most of united’s touches in the box will be penalty kicks followed by headers.

That my friend is a fucking cracking comment, which I will be using myself. Cheers for that one :)

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I wonder what the ratio of pens awarded to the red shite is since Solskjaer took over. 100% a coached tactic to go down in the box for the slightest thing. So yes, a deliberate, cheating ploy to get penalties ably assisted by the authorities. Horrid twats.

I believe the raggies got 15 percent of all awarded penalties in the Premier league last season.

 

[laserblue]

I wonder what the ratio of pens awarded to the red shite is since Solskjaer took over. 100% a coached tactic to go down in the box for the slightest thing. So yes, a deliberate, cheating ploy to get penalties ably assisted by the authorities. Horrid twats.

I recall at least one ex-player (can't remember who though) admitting that GPC used to tell them to go to ground at the slightest touch in the box.