United thread 2019/20

[gordondaviesmoustache]

No wonder Greggs'' profits are up!

I must confess, if I was on Shaw’s salary I would have a Gregg’s* concession in my kitchen.

It would definitely save on the washing up.



* Bistrot Pierre

 

[blueju]

Just stop watching MUTV then ;)

It’s almost the same thing

 

[dickie davies]

what the actual fuck

I'll summarise

The rags are in a right old fucking mess

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Talksport-swap pog for isco is on,lol

How on earth are they pitching this one to Isco?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

How on earth are they pitching this one to Isco?

I think they may say something like this.

How would you like to be the richest player in the Championship in 2020/21 season.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

OGS losing dressing room....

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/08/manc...nar-solskjaers-training-methods-10133015/amp/

'Right guys, we're gonna start with some shuttle runs this morning to get the old blood pumping. This is exactly what we started our training sessions with throughout the 98-99 season under Sir Alex!'

* Entire squad roles eyes and releases a collective sigh *

'But don't worry guys cause after that we are gonna work on our crosses into the box, which funnily enough we used to work on a lot under Sir Alex!'

* Another collective sigh by all in ear shot *

One player then turns his back on the group and a phone being dialled can be heard........

'Mino, get me le fook out of 'ere'!

 

[southstandsteve]

Ok , whatched it twice , can't see anything !

Did you have a bath afterwards ?

 

[southstandsteve]

Bakayoko is being linked with the scum today, the latest player to complete the jigsaw and get the best out of pogbad... another mediocre player they could waste 50 to 60 million on... buy ed buy

 

[NeilYoungIsBack]

My interpretation is that the club have decided to sell Pogba and are softening up the fanbase (and sponsors) by briefing against him, e.g. by releasing the video of his little spat with Lingard.

Meanwhile, even as the MUFC soap opera continues we quietly and efficiently go about our business.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Not good if Solksjar is facing resistance to him trying to improve their fitness levels. We must have out run them in every derby since Pep arrived, they ran out of steam at Old Trafford in April when City cranked it up in the second half.

I’ve not seen rags dreading the start of the season like this since the very early days of Fergie. If Lukaku goes he will need replacing, who in the premier league or Europe could rock up and blast figures like Aguero or Salah do?

They are in a real tailspin when the season is written off already if they do dump the current manager what’s the blueprint for the next man to be successful?