United thread 2019/20

[SPIDERBOY]

just had a look on ragcafe at the Daniel James thread.
one poster says...."This signing would be similar to when we signed George Best"

they are a very happy bunch with this one.

 

[DrBlueBob]

It's all so boringly predictable with that lot and the media. Player signs for rags: overnight, player becomes the greatest talent ever seen in world football. The tabloids devote all their sport sections to the boy genius. There are countless interviews with people from his past who all declare him to be the living embodiment of Christ. He is predicted to surpass the achievements of every single player that ever existed and very soon Messi will have to bow at the feet of the Anointed One and accept that there is a new kid on the block who is both more skilful and much quicker than he himself could ever have been.
The entire United Kingdom is submerged under a veritable ocean of Martin Tyler's pleb spunk, Paddy Crerand's liver suddenly explodes inside his body after years of neglect and alcohol abuse, and ratboy is found dead, suffocated whilst attempting to climb inside the Pisscan's alimentary canal.

18 months later, the boy wonder, the saviour of English football, the God himself, has been released mid-contract from Port Vale and is last seen playing the triangle in a Deff Leppard tribute band somewhere in Minehead.

The heartfelt bile and vitriol that flows from your pen, metaphorically speaking, is a sight to behold KB. Keep up the fine work.

 

[Gray]

The heartfelt bile and vitriol that flows from your pen, metaphorically speaking, is a sight to behold KB. Keep up the fine work.

Yes if KB had lived in the times of Elizabeth I he would have been a rival for the bard himself.

 

[manclad]

Yes if KB had lived in the times of Elizabeth I he would have been a rival for the bard himself.

Personally I think it's "Much Ado About Nothing".

 

[worsleyweb]

Only showing at 8/1 on Skybet unless Worsley has just skewed the odds ;-)

I got 8-1

 

[kippaxwarrior]

In talks with Juve over the sale of Pogbad

 

[crazyg]

Personally I think it's "Much Ado About Nothing".

We're almost there now, so may I suggest it's more "A Midsummer Night's Dream"?

 

[crazyg]

In talks with Juve over the sale of Pogbad

Are you sure it's not Two Gentlemen of Verona?

 

[manclad]

We're almost there now, so may I suggest it's more "A Midsummer Night's Dream"?

I can only say "Puck Off"

 

[DrBlueBob]

Are you sure it's not Two Gentlemen of Verona?

Two Gentlemen of Girona.