United thread 2019/20

[ballinio]

375k per week for De Donut Thief for SIX years after a miserable season riddled with horrible mistakes is insane

They are the worst run elite club in football at the moment

How many goals have we stuck past him now ? 30..40 , I think we found out his weakness...just put it either side of him, seems to work.

 

[whp.blue]

Not to worry the media will still say worth the money and best goalie in the world when in fact he isnt top 5 fat from it.

I know he likes a donut but not having it he's Fat!
Shit yes but not fat.

 

[Tb1981]

Love pre season
Everyone hypes united up because they win some meaningless games
Then season stArts and is and Liverpool will fight out for the league!

United nowhere near good enough
Awb is a good signing but the midfield is truly shite

 

[117 M34]

BBC are close to proclaiming Mason Greenwood as the greatest footballer the world has ever seen after his 2 goals in pre-season

 

[laserblue]

How many goals have we stuck past him now ? 30..40 , I think we found out his weakness...just put it either side of him, seems to work.

De Gea has played in the last 16 Premier League derbies. City have won 10, rags 4 with 2 drawn. He's picked the ball out of his net 32 times and managed only 3 clean sheets. He's been made to look a proper twat by City even at the time when deluded rags and the sycophantic media kept telling us he was the best keeper in the world.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

How many goals have we stuck past him now ? 30..40 , I think we found out his weakness...just put it either side of him, seems to work.

Put it straight at him it still goes in, Leroy can tell you a story about that from April.

 

[laserblue]

His passing accuracy in the premier league last season was 60%. Edersons was 85%

When I once told a rag that De Gea's distribution was poor he tried telling me that Ederson also just hoofed long clearances down the pitch. When I told him that there's a world of difference between an aimless hoof in the general direction of the 'big lad up top' and a 70 yard precision pass to a team mate's feet he had no answer.

 

[KentBlue]

Ederson also just hoofed long clearances down the pitch

Ed passes the ball to a teammate, he doesn't just hoof it and hope for the best like most of them do. Alpaca literally just wallops the bloody thing as far away as he can, like a pub 'keeper.
Pep would blow several gaskets if any of our players just started aimlessly hoofing the ball into space.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

BBC are close to proclaiming Mason Greenwood as the greatest footballer the works has ever seen after his 2 goals in pre-season

Why not , it's obviously true ?

 

[schfc6]

How many goals have we stuck past him now ? 30..40 , I think we found out his weakness...just put it either side of him, seems to work.

Or right at him, or right above him.