United thread 2019/20

[tommo74]

When is bale landing?

Ha ha this is the only time that if they bid for him it would be accepted, as Real want rid asap, yet every summer we hear Bale to the Scum stories, now all of a sudden they don't want him,

 

[KentBlue]

Seriously?

Yeah. According to the BBC. He'll be gone by Xmas and then, step forward...Steve Bruce.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

When is bale landing?

Regardless, he’ll injure himself doing so.

 

[jrb]

So, instagram has gone all quiet over Maguire, Today.

Yesterday’s rumours that Maguire had agreed to sign for United in a £80mill transfer deal, spawned loads of Instagram picture’s showing Maguire in a United shirt.

Social Media really is s***!

And brings out the utter desperation in people.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Paying an aging keeper that’s fast become outdated £350,000 a week is a “master stroke”?

Fucking hell, standards go out the window when it comes to the media sucking off united

 

[jrb]

Daily Fail going full on Untied again.

Main Football headline.

Solskjaer's best business yet: Persuading David De Gea to stay at United is a masterstroke… and with Harry Maguire set to lead the defence, fans can expect the Spaniard to return to top form

After scrolling past numerous United article’s.

This gem.

Almost perfect symmetry': Fan posts video comparing Man United youngster Mason Greenwood's winner against Inter Milan to near-identical goal by van Persie against West Brom at Old Trafford

Seriously. A job is a job. But why the f*** would any self-respecting Football Journalist work for that Rag, knowing all they are going to be asked to do is to churn out pro-United article’s, Day after Day?

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Yeah. According to the BBC. He'll be gone by Xmas and then, step forward...Steve Bruce.

No, he isn't manager. He's first team coach.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Yeah. According to the BBC. He'll be gone by Xmas and then, step forward...Steve Bruce.

Please, please no. I can’t stop laughing. This could not possibly be true - could it?? :) :)

 

[hertsblue]

Daily Fail going full on Untied again.

Main Football headline.

Solskjaer's best business yet: Persuading David De Gea to stay at United is a masterstroke… and with Harry Maguire set to lead the defence, fans can expect the Spaniard to return to top form

After scrolling past numerous United article’s.

This gem.

Almost perfect symmetry': Fan posts video comparing Man United youngster Mason Greenwood's winner against Inter Milan to near-identical goal by van Persie against West Brom at Old Trafford

Seriously. A job is a job. But why the f*** would any self-respecting Football Journalist work for that Rag, knowing all they are going to be asked to do is to churn out pro-United article’s, Day after Day?

Its a joke isnt it. The PR is so overboard and why the BBC are paying for Simon Stone to travel with them on meaningless tours and write daily vomit inducing PR for them yet cant afford to give pensioners free TV licenses, I can only assume is his tongue is so far up their ass they have no choice but to take him as they cannot be separated.
Guess until Greenwood makes the transfer to Aberdeen, Championship side etc, he is the latest of the 400 "going to be a superstar" they produce who then go on to do nothing of note.
Imagine if it was us giving someone £350k a week, i am sure the mail would not be stating its a master stroke, but a master stroke to them is probably what the majority of sports writers do when writing about Utd

 

[dadnlad]

Paying an aging keeper that’s fast become outdated £350,000 a week is a “master stroke”?

Fucking hell, standards go out the window when it comes to the media sucking off united

come on keep up the transfer centre " he not reached his peak yet "