United thread 2019/20

[waspish]

850m spent since bacon went what they won in that time?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Yep.

2011-12 1-0 & 6-1
2012-13 2-3 & 2-1
2013-14 4-1 & 3-0
2014-15 1-0 & 2-4
2015-16 0-1 & 0-0
2016-17 0-0 & 2-1
2017-18 2-3 & 2-1
2018-19 3-1 & 2-0

And the alpaca has picked the ball out of his net 32 times in his sum total of 16 derbies.

Some hugely enjoyable matches in there.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

6 months ago.....
Agent: 'I've sorted you out with a transfer to Yoonitid'
Player: Brilliant I will be playing for a world class manager
Agent: 'Ergh no it's a Norwegian paperboy in charge'
Player: Oh ok, well at least I get to play with world class players
Agent: Ergh no, Pogba, Lukaku and several others want to leave'
Player: At least I will have the Champions league to look forward to'
Agent: ergh no, sorry it is the Thursday night cup
Player 'So what the fuck have you done this transfer for'
Agent 'Well they are going to triple your wages'
Player 'Brilliant where do I sign.


Now it is the same conversation apart from the last 2 lines

Agent 'Well they are going to triple your wages
Player 'Fuck that for a game of chocolate soldiers, I aint playing for that sack of shit'

Has that player been living in the same cave as Nolito's daughter?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Maguire 'dreamed of playing for the rags ever since he was a young lad' apparently...

 

[Neville Kneville]

Maguire 'dreamed of playing for the rags ever since he was a young lad' apparently...

Probably true.

He's a Yorkie slab head.

 

[Marvin]

Is anyone really arsed about United anymore?

Seriously if you were to ask a large group of City fans now who your number one rival was, I think it would be split. I never thought I would say that.

Same for Man Utd fans.

 

[KentBlue]

Seriously if you were to ask a large group of City fans now who your number one rival was, I think it would be split. I never thought I would say that.

Same for Man Utd fans.

It's like the recent post about who do you hate the most, the dippers or the rags. For me, the dippers are a recent addition to my list of hated teams - newbies, if you like.
But hating the rags has been an important part of my DNA since birth - and it went into overdrive when that obnoxious bastard Pisscan took over. If that bullying çunt had had a little more humility my hatred of the rags probably wouldn't have been as strong as it is. But his bullying of officials, his arrogance, his venomous attacks on anybody who didn't share his bigoted vision, and his total lack of general sportsmanship turned my dislike into a hatred so intense it borders on maniacal.

The dippers are only marginally behind because it's only recently that the faint echo of their presence was traced on my hate radar...again (they were there for years and years in the 70's and 80's, but that was long before that congealed bowl of stagnant puss turned up at the swamp).
But in the last few years, the behaviour of that cult of a club and its deranged cheerleader has once again pushed the dippers towards the leaderboard of the list of clubs that I fervently detest.

There are many many teams that I am totally indifferent to, and there are quite a few that for one reason or another I'm not very fond of, but without any semblance of doubt it is the dippers and the rags that I utterly despise with every fucking atom of my very being.

 

[domalino]

Sounds like they might be getting Eriksen for £70m.

 

[BlueRebel7]

I fear for the sanity of United supporters tbh, although technically they're already gone way past insanity... To go from "OMG Dybala" to "OMG Fernandes" to "OMG Eriksen" and ending up with some clone of Bruno Cheyrou.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Maguire 'dreamed of playing for the rags ever since he was a young lad' apparently...

He may have dreamed as a kid,...he ll be fucking having nightmares as a 26 yr old adult playing for that outfit,and under that cardiff reject of a manager