United thread 2019/20

[mancityvstoke]

You red bastards

You scouse bastards

I'm torn

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Pre-Google, ive always known IPA as being Imperial Pale Ale. Never drunk the stuff myself but a light and dark was always a bottle of Imperial... just sayin' like, BTW is there a game on this afternoon?

well you were wrong.
It was always India.
Specially brewed to survive the sea journey from the UK to India.

 

[smeeagain]

Can we get back to slagging united off please

 

[mat]

Can we get back to slagging united off please

Dirty scummy rag twats!

 

[Bill the Blue]

Right you lot of f'kin useless waste of space ****'s . It's the biggest game of the season, biggest in the f'kin world i'll have you know.

Get out there, get f'kin stuck in, run around a lot and the first opportunity you have to go down in the box like you've been shot you better f'kin take it.. roll around and pull a face like you have had a red hot poker shoved up your arse.. the ref can't fail to give you a pen then...

Lose today you lot will be a f'kin laughin' stock for the foreseeable..

Now fcuk off out and shape up..!!



There you go, the team-talk for both the Paperboy and Bingo done!!

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Right you lot of f'kin useless waste of space ****'s . It's the biggest game of the season, biggest in the f'kin world i'll have you know.

Get out there, get f'kin stuck in, run around a lot and the first opportunity you have to go down in the box like you've been shot you better f'kin take it.. roll around and pull a face like you have had a red hot poker shoved up your arse.. the ref can't fail to give you a pen then...

Lose today you lot will be a f'kin laughin' stock for the foreseeable..

Now fcuk off out and shape up..!!



There you go, the team-talk for both the Paperboy and Bingo done!!

Is Phil the face playing ? ;-)

 

[Bill the Blue]

Is Phil the face playing ? ;-)

Haha! he's not blessed is he!

 

[jaiguruKun]

I used to find Keane quite entertaining, now I find his obvious sense or self-importance highly irritating. He's disappeared up his own arse so much he's in danger of coming out the other end.

Decent player, I'll give him that but he'd do well to remember that he had a massive competitive advantage for 12 years by virtue of the fact he worked under the GPC.

Without the man he hates so much he'd have probably have been a slightly above average PL player who would have have to adapt his game to avoid being sent off and suspended 50 % of the time.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Plane with banner on way to ground - it has literally just flown over my house........

'Ed still failing, something something'

Stay tuned folks :-)

 

[FJRMCFC]

They’ve been crap for years now but I still can’t believe how bad they are. They’re missing players but that starting XI today struggles to make top 10 in the league.

 

[GornikDaze]

Plane with banner on way to ground - it has literally just flown over my house........

'Ed still failing, something something'

Stay tuned folks :-)

Ed still failing, Ole still failing?

 

[marco]

dont get excited chaps, incoming 0-4 here

 

[Jordie]

Shithouses win today ;-)

 

[Stuuuuuu]

They’ve been crap for years now but I still can’t believe how bad they are. They’re missing players but that starting XI today struggles to make top 10 in the league.

It does make the top 14 though, just.

 

[Vienna_70]

I used to find Keane quite entertaining, now I find his obvious sense or self-importance highly irritating. He's disappeared up his own arse so much he's in danger of coming out the other end.

Decent player, I'll give him that but he'd do well to remember that he had a massive competitive advantage for 12 years by virtue of the fact he worked under the GPC.

Without the man he hates so much he'd have probably have been a slightly above average PL player who would have have to adapt his game to avoid being sent off and suspended 50 % of the time.

Don't forget, the dog wanker played for the greatest ever British manager before he went to the swamp, and Brian Clough wouldn’t have put up with his dirty antics.

 

[Roachy]

Plane with banner on way to ground - it has literally just flown over my house........

'Ed still failing, something something'

Stay tuned folks :-)

Just flew over ours, last bit is Woodward out.

 

[blueinsa]

Relegation fodder and im being serious.

They are in serious trouble with that side.

Nothing going forwards other than a long ball and defensively they looked literally like they are not coached on any aspect of the game.

hanging on with 30 mins to go at home against a side that was poor themselves.

Ole is a name on the bench and is never a manager.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Relegation fodder and im being serious.

They are in serious trouble with that side.

Nothing going forwards other than a long ball and defensively they looked literally like they are not coached on any aspect of the game.

hanging on with 30 mins to go at home against a side that was poor themselves.

Ole is a name on the bench and is never a manager.

I agree they are fckin terrible. They did what most lower teams do when a big game comes along. They got stuck in and put the other team off their stride. They create nothing and their quality is awful

 

[waspish]

Bag of shite

 

[blueish swede]

Mortimer, we're back!