United thread 2019/20

[squirtyflower]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha, but at least he rejected City eh?

‘Snubbed’ they say

 

[Blueknows]

Why are sky contradicting all other reports saying rags will contribute 6 million wages ...all others saying 16 million ?

 

[waspish]

Lukaku and Sanchez purchased with such fanfare that they were going to bring the glory days back. Now quietly ushered out of the door you’d be gutted if you were an Inter Milan fan having to watch them two show ponies. Then again you’d be gutted if you were a rag having to watch the club they’ve both just left.

I’ve never seen a club quickly write off player signing so quickly Sneijderlin, Fred, Sanchez, Lukaku, Micky Terrapin, Matic. All bought with significant outlays one season and gone or trying to be pushed out of the door the next.

Another one they wrote off quickly after just one season went to psg! Name that player oh he was another record buy.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

That bomb incident was the biggest set up ever. They tried to get an advantage in the race for top 4 by postponing their game.
How nothing more was made of that "bomb scare" is strange. All went very quiet, very quickly.

From now on they'll need a bomb scare ever other week in the race for the top 8.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Fatty Holmes as nutritionist...

Stuart Hall as toilet cleaner.

 

[razman]

 

[domalino]

They paid him a lot more than 18 million.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I was in a shop last night and a guy walked in with a rag shirt on. I said "you've got some shit on your shirt pal"...... "Where?"....."There". Pointing to the badge. ..... "Oh, yeah you're right".

What's wrong with the average rag nowadays? I can't even wind the sad fuckers up: /

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Fancy having to fork out £18 million just to get someone to fuck off, not buying a bright young prospect, or experienced player,
they're actually paying that much to get rid of someone. Each day I wake up nowadays, seeing and hearing the absolute state of
the Rags now, after all these years, I am more and more astounded, it's not just good, it's absolutely fucking marvellous.
I sometimes wonder if I'm living in a fairyland of joy.

 

[ccr]

I was in a shop last night and a guy walked in with a rag shirt on. I said "you've got some shit on your shirt pal"...... "Where?"....."There". Pointing to the badge. ..... "Oh, yeah you're right".

What's wrong with the average rag nowadays? I can't even wind the sad fuckers up: /

Quite a few years ago everywhere you looked was some muppet wearing a rag shirt. Hard to spot nowadays. Thinking of publishing a book called Where's the Wally.