United thread 2019/20

[I'm With Stupid]

Sir Bacon Face of Piss Can

Fucking hell. Where did he go for his summer holidays? The sun?

 

[TravisBickle]

What the....?

What a yellow bellied cnut. He thinks this is pain???
It’s a long shot I know, but I hope that one day I see these fuckers relegated.

 

[jacko74]

So that's Obi Wan Bissaki, Carlton and Beans who all pulled out of this weeks internationals due to being injured/unwell... what's the betting they'll all be back fit for the rags next game?

The paperboy really is following to the letter the GPC's handy guide on how to manage a club.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

No chance, he hasn't the time. Much to busy buying a 'socker team' and promoting his sons modeling and solo singing career.

Oh no, one of them sings? :-/

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

This makes me almost warm to Roy Keane. The look on Neville’s face is priceless.

He is a massive tw@t but he does have relatively good comedic timing.

Who would have thought that the world's greatest pundit sat next to him had nothing to add though?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Hi Darren.............

Fuck off, that twat bullied every fucker he could, the only reason he fucked Keane and others like Stam off were because they stood up to the bullying ****. The way we have done things with Peps brother is fuck all like the GPC did with his family, fucking hell the business with PNE when they sacked Darren was a disgrace and should have been dragged up by the FA but they're another bunch of spineless ****s who let him get away with murder.

I've little time for Keane but at least he tells it as it is.

You were getting a like at 'Hi Darren'........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I must admit I do like listening to Keane speak (although I don't always agree with him), he calls a spade a spade with no hidden meanings or mind games - the polar opposite to that twat 'arry Redknapp.

'triffic!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

That 6-1 would of nearly killed him. Mind you, The 1-0 at home that season too was complete dominance, Dont think they got a shot on target that night from what I can recall.

Or ventured out of their own half......

 

[Keeper!]

He is a massive tw@t but he does have relatively good comedic timing.

Who would have thought that the world's greatest pundit sat next to him had nothing to add though?

Whatever your opinion of Roy Keane he makes compelling watching, the guy comes out with some amazing one liners.

Good watch that with Gary Neville, always interesting to hear ex pro's talking about the game in an honest straight way.

 

[manimanc]

So that's Obi Wan Bissaki, Carlton and Beans who all pulled out of this weeks internationals due to being injured/unwell... what's the betting they'll all be back fit for the rags next game?

The paperboy really is following to the letter the GPC's handy guide on how to manage a club.

Noticed that myself. Should have pulled slabhead out too as he was awful last night which Roy Keane pointed out.