United thread 2019/20

[manimanc]

This kid probably supports us or Liverpool now.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Giggs moral compass has to be questioned picking that derby player for the Welsh squad after drink driving and finishing his Captain's career(although a dick) seems the perfect fit for the rags when they sack Ole.And will take them further into the rapid decline we are all enjoying immensely

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Ed: The natives are restless...
Stooge: We need a quick fix to placate them and shut them up.
Ed: Let's say to the press we want 4 signings in the next 2 windows, give them something to focus on.
Stooge: What names shall we chuck out?
Ed: Well we need at least 1 star name we have no chance of getting, that will shut them up debating that very issue. Sancho then!
Stooge Genius Ed, just genius...


"Manchester United target four signings in next two transfer windows

United retain interest in Leicester playmaker James Maddison, his club and national teammate Ben Chilwell, Borussia Dortmund winger Jadon Sancho and Declan Rice of West Ham"

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...r-news/man-utd-transfer-news-updates-17015230

#nothappening

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

First person to mention Ian 'stinking' Bishop gets a ban.

On a side note, you ever smelt that?

F00king stinks that stuff

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Ole Gunner Solksjarlsberg is loving the cheese puns

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

I just saw a line that said he wouldn't risk Pogba on that pitch but assumed it was muddy/bumpy or whatever. So he wont risk the shite on a plastic pitch ! what a stupid excuse, why not be honest and say he has been dropped.

I wonder how many more mystery illnesses, pitch problems, muscle injuries, personal issues, etc, United will make up so they can spin the Pogba saga out (without playing him) to the January transfer window. We have a very gullible media in this country don't we?

 

[davek1808]

I wonder how many more mystery illnesses, pitch problems, muscle injuries, personal issues, etc, United will make up so they can spin the Pogba saga out (without playing him) to the January transfer window. We have a very gullible media in this country don't we?

Gullible no compliant yes.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Gullible no compliant yes.

Agreed though I think Simon Stone of the BBC is probably both gullible and compliant. A very bad combination.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Ole Gunner Solksjarlsberg is loving the cheese puns

Do many Reds think Leicester shouldn't be above them after paying 80M for their centre half?

 

[KentBlue]

Do many Reds think Leicester shouldn't be above them after paying 80M for their centre half?

I see what you did there...