United thread 2019/20

[mat]

Good to see your contributions on here again.. now, all Pep has to do is to rally the troops for the 30 game season we have in front of us and to ensure we get 9 more points than The Scouse Filth and the job’s a good ‘un.. ‘God’s in His heaven, all’s right with the world’ and all that..

Your middle name isn't "Fucking"?

:)

 

[laserblue]

That's when we know they're on the last toss of the coin.

To rename the swamp will be an act of desperation.

And they always said they'd never do it because the Theatre of Nightmares is special and they're above that sort of tawdry thing.

 

[crazyg]

Two things they’re good at.

I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Where's Cardinal Fang when you need him?

 

[Newman Noggs]

Adidas deal will reduce significantly if they're out of CL for 2 consecutive seasons isn't it. ?
United's share price dropping to a 2 year low.
Shevrolet having no plans to extend deal.
Squad full of mediocre players and a mid-table manager
Close to relegation and boring football.

How are they going to overcome this ?

They will change the rules for admission to the CL. The admission by historical importance route will be rushed through. Mark my words.

 

[Bill the Blue]

They will change the rules for admission to the CL. The admission by historical importance route will be rushed through. Mark my words.

Fcuk me it'll be Rags v Dippers in every final!!

 

[Vienna_70]

Where's Cardinal Fang when you need him?

Our chief weapon is surprise.

Surprise and fear.

Our two chief weapons...

 

[Vienna_70]

Fcuk me it'll be Rags v Dippers in every final!!

With A.C. Milan and Réal Madrid as the other two semifinalists

 

[Bill the Blue]

With A.C. Milan and Réal Madrid as the other two semifinalists

with Bayern pressing their nose up against the window looking in!!

 

[remember arthur mann]

Our chief weapon is surprise.

Surprise and fear.

Our two chief weapons...

 

[bondsman]

I truly hope Southgate replaces OGS.