United thread 2019/20

[mancityvstoke]

You red bastards

You scouse bastards

I'm torn

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Pre-Google, ive always known IPA as being Imperial Pale Ale. Never drunk the stuff myself but a light and dark was always a bottle of Imperial... just sayin' like, BTW is there a game on this afternoon?

well you were wrong.
It was always India.
Specially brewed to survive the sea journey from the UK to India.

 

[smeeagain]

Can we get back to slagging united off please

 

[mat]

Can we get back to slagging united off please

Dirty scummy rag twats!

 

[Bill the Blue]

Right you lot of f'kin useless waste of space ****'s . It's the biggest game of the season, biggest in the f'kin world i'll have you know.

Get out there, get f'kin stuck in, run around a lot and the first opportunity you have to go down in the box like you've been shot you better f'kin take it.. roll around and pull a face like you have had a red hot poker shoved up your arse.. the ref can't fail to give you a pen then...

Lose today you lot will be a f'kin laughin' stock for the foreseeable..

Now fcuk off out and shape up..!!



There you go, the team-talk for both the Paperboy and Bingo done!!

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Right you lot of f'kin useless waste of space ****'s . It's the biggest game of the season, biggest in the f'kin world i'll have you know.

Get out there, get f'kin stuck in, run around a lot and the first opportunity you have to go down in the box like you've been shot you better f'kin take it.. roll around and pull a face like you have had a red hot poker shoved up your arse.. the ref can't fail to give you a pen then...

Lose today you lot will be a f'kin laughin' stock for the foreseeable..

Now fcuk off out and shape up..!!



There you go, the team-talk for both the Paperboy and Bingo done!!

Is Phil the face playing ? ;-)

 

[Bill the Blue]

Is Phil the face playing ? ;-)

Haha! he's not blessed is he!

 

[jaiguruKun]

I used to find Keane quite entertaining, now I find his obvious sense or self-importance highly irritating. He's disappeared up his own arse so much he's in danger of coming out the other end.

Decent player, I'll give him that but he'd do well to remember that he had a massive competitive advantage for 12 years by virtue of the fact he worked under the GPC.

Without the man he hates so much he'd have probably have been a slightly above average PL player who would have have to adapt his game to avoid being sent off and suspended 50 % of the time.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Plane with banner on way to ground - it has literally just flown over my house........

'Ed still failing, something something'

Stay tuned folks :-)

 

[FJRMCFC]

They’ve been crap for years now but I still can’t believe how bad they are. They’re missing players but that starting XI today struggles to make top 10 in the league.