United thread 2019/20

[Jordie]

Their players are like a dog chasing an empty crisp packet in the park on a windy day, all running aimlessly after the ball !

Come onnn, he's a fantastic tactician, he just needs time and plenty of it. 'SOO'

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Albert Steptoe, Corbyn and Vardy are interchangeable, the similarity is startling.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Justwalkin past the swamp now, literally 200 Far Eastern tourists babbling away on the forecourt. Ffs

As my dad used to say...they'd go there just to watch the grass grow

 

[blue b4 the moon]

As my dad used to say...they'd go there just to watch the grass grow

Maybe but they didn't go to watch them play after 'bombgate' a couple of days later.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

That's all he has done since he took over, turned a corner. Trouble is that he's continuously doing it, so effectively he's going round in circles. They haven't improved one iota since he took over. It's still the same style -run very fast then cross it. That's it. A variation on hoof and hope. It seems that they play without a coherent strategy, a bit like kids in the park: "Right lads, the idea is to get the ball into their net and stop them putting it into our net. That's it".

No plan, no real tactics, just make it up as you go along.

Turned a corner..... Unfortunately in a cul de sac

 

[dickie davies]

That's all he has done since he took over, turned a corner. Trouble is that he's continuously doing it, so effectively he's going round in circles. They haven't improved one iota since he took over. It's still the same style -run very fast then cross it. That's it. A variation on hoof and hope. It seems that they play without a coherent strategy, a bit like kids in the park: "Right lads, the idea is to get the ball into their net and stop them putting it into our net. That's it".

No plan, no real tactics, just make it up as you go along.

 

[KS55]

It's the United way, you know.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

That's all he has done since he took over, turned a corner. Trouble is that he's continuously doing it, so effectively he's going round in circles. They haven't improved one iota since he took over. It's still the same style -run very fast then cross it. That's it. A variation on hoof and hope. It seems that they play without a coherent strategy, a bit like kids in the park: "Right lads, the idea is to get the ball into their net and stop them putting it into our net. That's it".

No plan, no real tactics, just make it up as you go along.

The lemmings at Old Trafford lap that shit up though, run around like head less chickens smash into tackles and twat the ball up the pitch and run after it. Throw in a few youth team players that will end up getting a couple of England caps then fucking off to Sunderland , you have the United way.

I love the mantra that they should give Solksjar time because Fergie was also shit in year 3. They never learn, football has moved on this ain’t the 1990s anymore, Tony Blair ain’t the PM and you can’t get your favourite film on VHS.

 

[KS55]

The lemmings at Old Trafford lap that shit up though, run around like head less chickens smash into tackles and twat the ball up the pitch and run after it. Throw in a few youth team players that will end up getting a couple of England caps then fucking off to Sunderland , you have the United way.

I love the mantra that they should give Solksjar time because Fergie was also shit in year 3. They never learn, football has moved on this ain’t the 1990s anymore, Tony Blair ain’t the PM and you can’t get your favourite film on VHS.

Betamax surely.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Betamax surely.

They still sell the treble season video review in the club shop on that format.