United thread 2019/20

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Thanks for all the replies in relation to when the raggies are playing however no one has explained why champs League matches are now being played on a Thursday.

Clean out the earwax musty.

They play Thursday cos they're fuckin' shite!

That's all you need to know.

 

[Blue Mist]

Clean out the earwax musty.

They play Thursday cos they're fuckin' shite!

That's all you need to know.

But but but you are not addressing what I am asking, I know they are playing on a Thursday, you and many others have told me that, but I want to know why Champs League footy, the greatest competition in the known world is being played over 3 days. Unless of course you are saying The World's Greatest Club with three quarters of the world's population following them are not in it ......surely you are not asking me to believe that,


Next you will be telling me that Olly is a clueless fucker

 

[JASR]

With City’s valuation of 4.8b, the mugs are piling into United non-voting shares in the belief that ‘if they’re worth X, they must be Y’
Possibly... but I’m sure the Glazers will be celebrating , as I’m sure it’ll help them prop up their dismal performing Mall portfolio.

City again bailing out United. ;)

 

[Vienna_70]

Do you know old Father Time ?

Well I am older than him.

But are you as old as Methuselah?

 

[Bill the Blue]

Masterful journalism:
What was said between Manchester United directors Sir Alex Ferguson and Ed Woodward?

I've told you 4 times now, get your arse down pitch side and tell that useless **** that I've told you you're in charge now..!

I've been on the phone and fake Ronnie, Heebrahimisabitch, Ruud van kneesstillsore, Brucie, Eric Cantdoitnomore, Scholsey, nice but dim Yorkie and mad eyed Keene are rejoining on 4 year contracts..

Giggsy's still busy pumping his sister in law and we can't get Wayne out of the bingo hall so you'll have manage without them 2..

...and ffs take that f'kin daft hat off..!

 

[ancoats]

hahahahahahahah

go to 13.58 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[deano ou812]

hahahahahahahah

go to 13.58 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahaha what a cock ..

 

[MCFCTrick]

hahahahahahahah

go to 13.58 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

What a knob. And typically a Midlands accent ...

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Every day is like Thursday

This is the football ground,
That they forgot to close down
Armageddon, come Armageddon!
Come, Armageddon! Come!

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

https://theathletic.com/1403244/2019/11/27/we-need-to-talk-about-phil-jones/

A testimonial for Phil Jones will not be happening. When he signed a new contract in February, it was part of the deal, but he was against it due his decreasing popularity. He is self-deprecating about it and says only his mum and dad would attend