United thread 2019/20

[Fred_Quimby]

ex rag chairman Louis Edwards, he sold condemned meat to schools.

I used to work for that fine gentleman I'll have you know. His meat factory used to be behind Mary D's.

 

[Greggery Peccary]

ex rag chairman Louis Edwards, he sold condemned meat to schools.

Ah right, got you, I’d not heard about that before. Nice one.

 

[Blue Mist]

Oh well, off to Off Top.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I used to work for that fine gentleman I'll have you know. His meat factory used to be behind Mary D's.

No wonder the meat was bad ;)

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

For our visiting friends infesting the rags thread. United and Liverpool two cheeks of the same arse.

Remember they both chopped up a tv deal back in 1992 to create a monopoly. Now they are both pushing to get City banned from Europe as they don’t like competition.

 

[Vienna_70]

I used to work for that fine gentleman I'll have you know. His meat factory used to be behind Mary D's.

One of Mrs Vienna's friends used to work for his horrible offspring, at one of his businesses.

Martin was always trying to get into her knickers, and Mrs V. warned her that she would never speak to her again if it ever happened.

 

[Vienna_70]

Gary fucking Gargoyle!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Oh well, off to Off Top.

Don't write the word l****pool in there or you have these 2 posting in there too

 

[blue b4 the moon]

You're taking the piss now. Sure we have our fair sure too. But this is the United thread where we come to talk and slag them
You can fuck off trying to bring us down, all the time. I don't go on the LIverpool thread, because I'm sick of your backhanded wumming.
Now you come in here trying to police us. You been made a mod already. FFS.

When 'like' just dosen't cut it.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Gary fucking Gargoyle!

Something to get off your chest Vienna? :-)

 

[Blue Mist]

Anyway, back to saying why we hate them...……..

They use the word Manchester.

 

[The Future is Blue]

He's like shit on your shoe.....just can't get rid of it! That f**king Pecker bloke has commandeered the Dipper thread and now he's popping up on this one. This forum needs some chemo to stop the scouse cancer spreading! Is there anywhere they don't feel they're entitled to go?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

He's like shit on your shoe.....just can't get rid of it! That f**king Pecker bloke has commandeered the Dipper thread and now he's popping up on this one. This forum needs some chemo to stop the scouse cancer spreading! Is there anywhere they don't feel they're entitled to go?

A full time job?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

What?? For the last completed season City had a higher average than 'pool and a higher percentage of capacity. See transfermkt. You dont need more seats, just more civilisation. So you can tell spitter to shut up.

As soon as any of that turns up they'll have it boxed and down to the nearest boot sale!

 

[Vienna_70]

Something to get off your chest Vienna? :-)

Whatever gives you that idea?

;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

When they play the Rocky music before a game......

 

[Vienna_70]

The dog wanker!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

When they play the Rocky music before a game......

when their managers make shit speeches to their plastic fans last home game of the season.

‘Get behind your manager or else Giggsy will get behind your wife’.

 

[Blue Mist]

He's like shit on your shoe.....just can't get rid of it! That f**king Pecker bloke has commandeered the Dipper thread and now he's popping up on this one. This forum needs some chemo to stop the scouse cancer spreading! Is there anywhere they don't feel they're entitled to go?

If you could get paid for being a cynic I would be a professional one. My view is him and his mate have realised they can come on here, spam the different threads without Wumming too much and get everyone wound up. Very quickly we stopped going on the dip thread, so he started on the main forum pissing everyone off with a post every 30 seconds, now it is the rag thread. Soon Mooners will stop coming on the site because the two off them (and possibly more to come) will be on every thread. The end result being no BM but 2-5 very happy dips, happy as yet again they have destroyed something.
They seem good at that.

Oh Fuck, to prove my point at least one of them has found Off Top.

 

[Blue Mist]

They are above the law.
Red Nose and his hard shoulder antics.
Beckham and his speeding non convictions to name 2.