United thread 2020/21

[paulchapo]

Okay agent Kelechi, we'll let you leave the family, but at some point in the future we will need a favour from you. In a very important game against us you will have a chance to score. You must miss that chance. Finally every game you play against the hated rag family you must be a cold eyed assassin and shoot to kill without mercy. Understood?

Yes Godfather.

 

[Bald fraud]

Haaland Messi mbappe and Ronaldo all to the rags this summer in tomorrow’s papers I reckon

 

[malg]

We've got too many players that have played too many games and too many that haven't really had much football, Anthony Martial, Donny van de Beek, Paul Pogba and others are trying to get in who haven't had enough football. We didn't have enough against a tough team.

refuses to play De Beek all season then blames the fact he hasn’t played enough football for the defeat... top manager

Have you seen much of the Dutch lad. Seemed a good prospect but he just doesn't get game time. I don't watch the Rags so have no idea if he's just been shite or maybe the manager doesn't like him?

 

[babyape]

When he brought on 4 subs at once, I think I laughed for a good 5 minutes. Utter schoolboy stuff.

He’s doing just about enough to stay. And the fans are still on his side. Totally blinded by his history as a player.

It’s fucking beautiful.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Some are claiming that was a reserve side....seemed an incredibly expensive one.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Have you seen much of the Dutch lad. Seemed a good prospect but he just doesn't get game time. I don't watch the Rags so have no idea if he's just been shite or maybe the manager doesn't like him?

He may as well have not been playing today - did the square root of fuck all

 

[Blue_eyes]

During that game, the rag apologist(arent they all) commentator was suggesting utd had a euro hangover and had made five changes, as if they dont have an expensive squad!!! Failed of course to mention maguire 80m pogba 90m van beek 40m(but really worth 80m) martial 50m fred 50m matic 40m etc etc all started.

I feel for them really...........they could have spent a fraction of that money and been just as shite, oh well, happy days. Maybe that twat olive holt will take all the above on board to write about how the romance of the fa cup is alive and well again.........once hes stopped crying.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Haaland Messi mbappe and Ronaldo all to the rags this summer in tomorrow’s papers I reckon

According to the Express they're already there.

 

[mike1923]

During that game, the rag apologist(arent they all) commentator was suggesting utd had a euro hangover and had made five changes, as if they dont have an expensive squad!!! Failed of course to mention maguire 80m pogba 90m van beek 40m(but really worth 80m) martial 50m fred 50m matic 40m etc etc all started.

I feel for them really...........they could have spent a fraction of that money and been just as shite, oh well, happy days. Maybe that twat olive holt will take all the above on board to write about how the romance of the fa cup is alive and well again.........once hes stopped crying.

Compare that to our commentary

Jaoa ‘he wasn’t cheap though!’ Cancelo etc

 

[Vienna_70]

Did he pass that by the Govern Pisscan before he uttered it to the masses.

The pisscan probably told him to say it in the first place.