United thread 2020/21

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

BBC bigging up Stephen "Might as Well Be Celtic" Howson's football team Stretford Paddock(who play in Gorton btw)

Fucking Cringe worthy

Stretford Paddock: The Man Utd fan TV team with lofty ambitions

Stretford Paddock began life as a fan TV channel but have now set up a football club and have dreams of making swift progress.

www.bbc.co.uk

BBC were always Rag sycophants, but since they moved to Salford they been f*cking unbearable.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Jesus. How has that become National news. Mr Celtic must be laughing all the way to the bank with the free PR.

how many more United tenuous link stories will be rolled out in the international break? One every 2 hours would be my guess

fixed.

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Come on Ric lets buy Maine Rd F.C. and rename it Bluemoon Kippax

 

[aguero93:20]

BBC bigging up Stephen "Might as Well Be Celtic" Howson's football team Stretford Paddock(who play in Gorton btw)

Fucking Cringe worthy

Stretford Paddock: The Man Utd fan TV team with lofty ambitions

Stretford Paddock began life as a fan TV channel but have now set up a football club and have dreams of making swift progress.

www.bbc.co.uk

They really should have to explain how (a) that story is of national interest in a sporting sense (to a great enough degree that it justifies covering this club to the exclusion of similar clubs) and (b) it's an effective use of BBC and taxpayer resources.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

F

FC Shite Mk ll

The amount of mini raggy teams around, fuck me, it's like a UFG.

Maybe the grand plan is to form a breakaway league of them all at least it'll give the big rags a few trophies to add to the we beat City cup.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The amount of mini raggy teams around, fuck me, it's like a UFG.

Maybe the grand plan is to form a breakaway league of them all at least it'll give the big rags a few trophies to add to the we beat City cup.

And they can all amalgamate and be called
Salford City United of Manchester
I like that :-)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

And they can all amalgamate and be called
Salford City United of Manchester
I like that :-)

Has a great ring to it...manchester united holders of the SCUM cup for the 25th year.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Apparently The Athletic have pinpointed why MANUre got turned over by the Leicester Wild Dingoes t'other day - Rags were shit at throw-ins! Why do these people waste their time scribbling when they could be coaching Barca or Frickley Colliery!

 

[aguero93:20]

Apparently The Athletic have pinpointed why MANUre got turned over by the Leicester Wild Dingoes t'other day - Rags were shit at throw-ins! Why do these people waste their time scribbling when they could be coaching Barca or Frickley Colliery!

They should get a specialist throw in coach like glorified scouse stoke the red dippers.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

They'd probably be embarrassed at the turnout if they gave him a testimonial.
Would be lucky to sell 10k tickets i'd imagine

I actually think it'd be great turn out from us lot to be fair.

A Phil Jones 'Manchesh Yoonated' eleven Vs Sergio Aguero............