United thread 2020/21

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Ok, who's going to go on the united tour and what would you ask?
Where are the toilets and do they have draught excluders ?
What ever happened to the purchasing department ?
The car park's full so I've parked in the managers spot, if Alex arrives and it needs moving, just ask. As you were...
I'm from the Express, do you have any idle tittle tattle for the masses ?
 
united must be going big in the transfer spending this summer.

According to 90min, the rotting corpse of Michael Van Gerwen, aka Van de Beek could be used as a makeweight (nothing to do with Shaw) for their transfer activity.

We should be worried, he's an £80m player don't forget.
An 80M player they got for 4M price.

Think that's what they said. Would make sense.
 
Ok, who's going to go on the united tour and what would you ask?

I think we need an agent, ideally of Asian decent. Prep them with 20 questions to ask as they get the tour, where it’s clear they’re a City fan who has simply gone on the wrong tour by mistake.

- why don’t you have video or pics of Sergio’s title winning goal ?

- when did you paint the seats red, I preferred the blue color ?

- wheres the redeveloped local community area ?

- what happened to the state of the art training complex ?

etc etc etc
 
I think we need an agent, ideally of Asian decent. Prep them with 20 questions to ask as they get the tour, where it’s clear they’re a City fan who has simply gone on the wrong tour by mistake.

- why don’t you have video or pics of Sergio’s title winning goal ?

- when did you paint the seats red, I preferred the blue color ?

- wheres the redeveloped local community area ?

- what happened to the state of the art training complex ?

etc etc etc
Where do you keep the league titles after 2013?
 
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