United thread 2020/21

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Yup it’s a dump that’s falling down with tiny seats, 99 percent of rags wouldn’t know that.
Tiny seats yes I was at a cup game there the one Rat boy had a fit ...well me and a few friends no light weights were standing along with thousands more we were aisle seats this knob steward came over asking us to sit ...well got fooked off big style....2 mins later hes back with GMPs greatest wanting us thrown out so the 4 of us sat down couldn't fit ...my mate who is 18 stone says to the police "it's like trying to sit on a fucking weetabix " copper turns around to the steward and tells him to behave and dont bother him again...we pissed ourselves and the steward god dogs abuse all match .
What a shite hole it is.
 
Tiny seats yes I was at a cup game there the one Rat boy had a fit ...well me and a few friends no light weights were standing along with thousands more we were aisle seats this knob steward came over asking us to sit ...well got fooked off big style....2 mins later hes back with GMPs greatest wanting us thrown out so the 4 of us sat down couldn't fit ...my mate who is 18 stone says to the police "it's like trying to sit on a fucking weetabix " copper turns around to the steward and tells him to behave and dont bother him again...we pissed ourselves and the steward god dogs abuse all match .
What a shite hole it is.

I was sat in the home end roundabout 2 years ago when we beat them 2-0. Knees pushed right up against the seat in front of me was torture not trying to jump up when Bernardo scored.
 
Just reading about cricketer Chris Morris on BBC. United fan, not from Manchester, never been but us a die hard red. Anyway, despite a shaky start to the story he redeems himself at the end.

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Morris is yet to watch United play at Old Trafford and, although his recent earnings could see him splash out on a season ticket one day, it may be wise not to attend any away games at nearby Anfield.

"I tell you what, though, I'd be happy for United to end 16th in the league table if Liverpool get relegated.”
What an interesting article............ :-/
 
"Morris is yet to watch United play at Old Trafford - and describes himself as a 'diehard' Manchester United fan."

I've watched KFC Uerdingen play more home matches in the Bundesliga 3 than this diehard has watched United play at home.

I've watched Glasgow Rangers play more home matches in the SPL than this diehard has watched United play at home.

I've watched Prestayn Town play more Cymru Premier League home matches than this diehard has watched United play at home.

I've watched Bury play at Wembley more times than.....

Well, you get the idea.
I've attended more Accrington Stanley vs Crawley Town games than this John McLean has watched United play..........
 


"Shawberto Carlos"?


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I suppose many of us on here have been to OT more times than many so-called 'United fans'. Hell, I even saw City play Walsall there once.
My standard reply to rags who get on my tits “I’ve seen city play more times at old Trafford than you have seen united play there”. Generally does the trick. Scum
 
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