United thread 2020/21

[dickie davies]

We have waited a long, long, time for these days.
We have earned our right to these days.
The only thing that bothers the rags is the fact that they could be in our shadow for many MORE seasons to come

Edited for accuracy

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Sorry moved from other thread..
Just woke up from a Daliesque dream moment
Robertson and McTomashit rush headlong into a 50/50. Just before impact Rat Face pirouhettes over the ball and is crushed in the collision. This obviously triggers a mass brawl in which Magliar punches St Jordan of Henderson later claiming it wasn't him and that it was just a bit of an end of season lark and that he was really trying to protect lil sis. Pope Marcus of Rashford then attempted to defuse the situation bringing on the dinner trolley offering lashings of liver and onions followed by bananas and custard , but to no avail.
The match was abandoned by Michael Olivar after a replay showed Rashford hadn't polished his Gold Blue Peter badge.
No points were awarded to either team and a further 10 points were deducted from both clubs for the following season for bringing the game into disrepute.
If Carlsberg did dreams ....

 

[LongsightM13]

Any idea why there's loads of people getting off my tram at old traffotd with Norwich scarfs on?

Guinness World Record attempt for the biggest ever gathering of entitled, smacked arse attention seekers in a car park mate

 

[LongsightM13]

Man United sponsor adidas unhappy with club over falling shirt sales

There have been suggestions within football circles that the Germans may have been responsible for Woodward's departure, due to his role in the ESL farce and lack of trophies.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Clash of the also rans, bad champions versus the irrelevant rags. Like a modern day war between the Greeks and Romans, meant something a long long time ago but now all told means very very little.

Actually I don't think this match ever meant anything really, even a long long time ago. I don't think they've ever been rivals in a title race when they are both genuinely competing to win the league? It's an artificial event.

 

[bluemc1]

Fernandes odds on favourite for POTY

Seriously this is voted for by fellow pros WTF is going on

 

[dickie davies]

Actually I don't think this match ever meant anything really, even a long long time ago. I don't think they've ever been rivals in a title race when they are both genuinely competing to win the league? It's an artificial event.

The Scousers have really despised the rags since the 70s
Liverpool were winning everything yet united were still seen as the big English glory club

 

[LongsightM13]

Actually I don't think this match ever meant anything really, even a long long time ago. I don't think they've ever been rivals in a title race when they are both genuinely competing to win the league? It's an artificial event.

Twice in 50 years. City v united and City v Liverpool have been title rivals far more often than the two cheeks of the same arse

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

The only winners today are City, drink that in and stick your 29:years banners and bus wrecking up your red arse holes.!! Are you watching, Keane, Carragher, Ferdinand, Mcmanaman, Neville, Salah, Giggs, Stormzy, Murrs and Zoe Chuffing ball.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Man United sponsor adidas unhappy with club over falling shirt sales

There have been suggestions within football circles that the Germans may have been responsible for Woodward's departure, due to his role in the ESL farce and lack of trophies.

www.dailymail.co.uk

This is what really matters - shirt sales wars........its FOOTBALL what matters on the pitch is why they both exist - its the worst aspects of the modern day game - and why is a drop of £1.2m that important to a club that buys Slabhead and Pogbad? Just sell Lingard to West Ham and the hole is more than plugged surely?