United thread 2020/21

[Xhavenjoe]

Do you need to run fast to take a penalty?

I think he means the speed at which you fall down to get one

 

[Bluemoon115]

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Brilliant

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Hey Mr Music Man, try this.

You beat up a woman
And you go to jail,
You beat up another
And you go to jail,
You beat up 2 women
And you go to jail,

Ryan Giggs is going to jail.









Allegedly.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Hey Mr Music Man, try this.

You beat up a woman
And you go to jail,
You beat up another
And you go to jail,
You beat up 2 women
And you go to jail,

Ryan Giggs is going to jail.









Allegedly.

What???

The Family Man is going to jail???

This would be front page news on every sport website and newspaper if it were an ex or current City player. Must be utilising their 'special immunity' card.

 

[mat]

What???

The Family Man is going to jail???

This would be front page news on every sport website and newspaper if it were an ex or current City player. Must be utilising their 'special immunity' card.

Another "super injunction"?

Doesn't look the like the press are reporting it.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Another "super injunction"?

Doesn't look the like the press are reporting it.

Must be costing him a fortune...

Oh well.

 

[Protein Junkie]

What???

The Family Man is going to jail???

This would be front page news on every sport website and newspaper if it were an ex or current City player. Must be utilising their 'special immunity' card.

The get out card is “Wales Manager “

 

[foggy1974]

Chuckle touting for business but where's 'Dont care' Andy Tate ?

Shouting at the bus

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Shouting at the bus

I was going for 'licking the bus windows'.