United thread 2020/21

[Deleted member 77198]

She'll be dripping like a fucked fridge

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[Colin Bells Boots]

She'll be dripping like a fucked fridge

That is not an image you would want to hold on to.

 

[Clevers]

He’s right, though; Manchester City is the smallest club in Manchester.

It's also the largest club in Manchester, because it’s the only club in Manchester!

What a fucking sad, pathetic post!

Nice pitch shame about the roofs.

 

[Clevers]

If that happened, I would question where Leicester got 7 points from their two games.

VAR?

 

[Clevers]

@kaz7 will be happy

They will be selling tickets for the seats behind the screen next season.

 

[lazerblue]

100M (ish) for the best striker in the league,aged 27,and playing on average 33/34 Prem games a season for the past 7 years suggests otherwise.

I ain't keen on his antics either though,the dirty stuff and cheating needs to be toned down a good deal.

Cheers for reply.

not a penny over 30mil, kayky gonna rip the league up next season

 

[Clevers]

Just as BOAC stood for Better On A Camel.

LUFTHANSA - Let Us F*** The Hostesses And Not Say Anything.

 

[lazerblue]

They will be selling tickets for the seats behind the screen next season.

they'll be charging their "fans" 20quid a peice to watch the 99 CL final next saturday night, they'll have fuck all else to do!!

 

[Clevers]

Has piss can been credited with the saying squeaky bum time yet ? ; )

I think the last time was when he was on the motorway.

 

[LongsightM13]

I think the last time was when he was on the motorway.

And then had the club doctor perjure himself with a fake medical note