United thread 2020/21

[Pingu the Penguin]

Had my first post Covid proper night out on Saturday. Some rag was trying to tell me that had their game not got postponed they would have caught us!

 

[Blueknows]

Just found this whilst rumaging around Youtube. Dont know if it's of any interest to anyone one here but it's good viewing if you've got a spare 7 minutes

Its not called the swamp for no reason

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

Jesus - SSN really pushing rag propaganda this afternoon

Rolled out Mark Hughes and Bosnich to push Harry Kane to United

Plus pushing for Maguire, Shaw, Rashford and even Greenwood for the England squad as MUST be in there.

Then had Aldridge banging on about Trent Arnold as a must. He looked well pissed

Had to turn over.

 

[Clevers]

Jesus - SSN really pushing rag propaganda this afternoon

Rolled out Mark Hughes and Bosnich to push Harry Kane to United

Plus pushing for Maguire, Shaw, Rashford and even Greenwood for the England squad as MUST be in there.

Then had Aldridge banging on about Trent Arnold as a must. He looked well pissed

Had to turn over.

Bosnich - I hear the scraping of barrels.

 

[Blueboy73]

I see Neil goebbels Ashton is at it again, interview with the Sheffield Herman Munster saying he joined the red vermin cause they’re the biggest and best club in the universe over us, fuck all to do with the fact that we wouldn’t pay the ridiculous fee, they really are a set of deluded cunts. Enjoy the two bob Thursday night final Maguire you thick yorkshire ****!

Harry Magliar, The Sheffield Shittu

 

[Vienna_70]

Isnt it narrated by Cantona, who had no issue taking £90,000 in expenses for playing in a testimonial for the survivors straight out of the fund.

The decision to pay the failed poet from the gate receipts, rather than from rag central, was the rags', not his, I’d imagine.

That said, he’s still a scumbag for taking that amount from a charity match.

 

[Blueboy73]

But of course we are not United's real rivals. Nothing like the pesky facts undermining the narrative. Perhaps they should start treating us like their rivals. They won't overtake us until they start to respect us. It's something for Rio (not a proper treble) Ferdinand to think about.

Next time Camelgob starts spouting bollocks about a "proper" treble perhaps he could tell us how many trebles he won in his career or explain why his shit club couldn't be arsed entering the Fa cup the year after winning a "proper" treble or if the Fa cup is so special in the eyes of the Rags why they hold the record for the lowest fa cup semi final attendance since world war 2.

 

[blueish swede]

As another season draws to a close I'd just like to remind all the rags to




mind the gap.

 

[Vienna_70]

Maybe this is one for @Gary James, but does anyone know if this current streak of EIGHT CONSECUTIVE SEASONS finishing above that lot from Trafford, is the longest ever?

 

[Vienna_70]

Next time Camelgob starts spouting bollocks about a "proper" treble perhaps he could tell us how many trebles he won in his career or explain why his shit club couldn't be arsed entering the Fa cup the year after winning a "proper" treble or if the Fa cup is so special in the eyes of the Rags why they hold the record for the lowest fa cup semi final attendance since world war 2.

When was the last time camelgob won the FA Cup?

;-)