United thread 2020/21

[DrBlueBob]

Included in his invoice for £90,055.01 was a £15,869.94 bill from the Mottram Hall Hotel for him and his entourage. He stayed for 3 nights while his entourage felt it necessary to stay up to 5 nights all expenses paid.

That still leaves the better part of £75,000 unaccounted for. What on earth could be so expensive?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Ward Prowse? He'd struggle to push Tommy Doyle out of the EDS side.

He was good as Darth Vader though.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Isn’t it a bit rich Cantona narrating on the Munich section after he demanded a substantial amount of money to appear at a benefit game for the Munich survivors in the 90s.

Yes, yes it is.......

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Fuck me the xs sport bulletin was all about the rags and the arena bombing and how they are doing it for the victims.

So what's that now.

911?
Chilean miners?
Thai kids trapped in a cave?
And now the arena attack!

Is there nothing these cunts don't tag themselves into?

Really hope they get humiliated tonight, gobshite wankers.

As a victim of terribly unfair circumstances as described by the man himself I read that the Scum had invited Dominic Cummings to tonight’s game.

 

[red 2 hats]

The residents of Gdansk in Poland thought they were the victims of some kind of practical joke when they ventured outside this morning.
They thought they had gone back 40 years and the dark days of communism, they'd not seen so many gaunt, frail scruffy bastards walking aimlessly around the streets clad in red and white flags whilst wearing donkey jackets and flared jeans.
They struggled with the language, what does "with a nic nac paddy wac give the dog a bone" actually mean.
This wasn't the same red army they'd seen previously walking their streets.
Realization then hit them, the history club had landed, the primarni army was in town.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Ole is a chequebook manager. Shite at smaller clubs but look what he's achieved with a £half billion squad.

I suspect ANYONE could achieve what he has achieved with that amount of money.

Proven!

 

[mat]

You will see the gulf in class between us and these bastards tonight. Both on the pitch and off it.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Poor Poland. Always gets the shit end of the stick.

 

[laserblue]

That still leaves the better part of £75,000 unaccounted for. What on earth could be so expensive?

Jetting him and his entourage there and back by private plane and his fee for playing in the charity match.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

You will see the gulf in class between us and these bastards tonight. Both on the pitch and off it.

LOL, interesting word in this context.