United thread 2020/21

[Blue Mist]

All decent football fans should be very worried at the moment. We may well go into lock down next Wednesday which would kill all hope of 23,500 sad bastards being allowed in the swamp before March, if not later. That leaves TV as the only cash revenue the PL and clubs have. The TV will not want Everton or Wolves winning the league, there would be little money in the far East market if they did, the Rags and Dips will do everything to stop us winning it so it will be Operation Theragsdeserveit going into overdrive. If you think they get a lot of bent decisions at the moment, as someone once sang, you ain't seen nothing yet*

*If you know who it was, answers on a postcard or stuck down envelope to the usual address. Entries must arrive by 5pm Friday and the winner will be announced on Monday

 

[wahablue]

Notice that United continued with the custom of not giving a f... about the health and well being of the players who put United on the map.RIP Nobby.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

You seriously think the rags are in with a chance of winning the league this year?

 

[Gazza]

You seriously think the rags are in with a chance of winning the league this year?

The VAR moves in mysterious ways.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

The VAR moves in mysterious ways.

Not even a tardis moves that mysteriously.

 

[Gazza]

Not even a tardis moves that mysteriously.

How about the VARdis - travels through time and space to get the 'correct' decisions for the rags.

 

[Blue Mist]

You seriously think the rags are in with a chance of winning the league this year?

Well they were never going to get top 4 last season until..... And you only have to look at Maguires assault for the not given penalty v Chelsea to start to wonder, throw in no money other than TV money. ....

 

[Newman Noggs]

You seriously think the rags are in with a chance of winning the league this year?

Yes. For all the reasons mentioned plus an absence of serious injuries.

 

[Vienna_70]

The VAR moves in mysterious ways.

It’s not that fucking mysterious.

We all know what’s happening.

 

[jimmyoblue]

Hate to tell you that Sterling wasn't offside and Greenwood was, it's just the lines were so thick it made him look onside when everyone knew he wasn't