United thread 2020/21

[KentBlue]

Six months in a cell in Mykonos.. may give him experience of back to the wall defending when we shaft them for the title

Mike Riley says “Wanna bet”?

 

[Maly]

 

[Maly]

Mike Riley says “Wanna bet”?

He’s already got first booking of the game sewn up ;)

 

[Berts Neck]

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thats full of porkies..Shaw for example

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

thats full of porkies..Shaw for example

What a lump! His arse has it's own postcode

 

[BrianW]

Lockdown hasn't been kind to Mr Flying Pig....
His head is the same size but his body has expanded..... Needs to get some exercise in

F'kin Hell, Deputy Dawg's gone downhill since I last saw him.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

MUFC the football club that keeps on giving , over £500m on a playing squad that is a pile of steaming shit and a manager who got sacked by Cardiff City , biggest club in the world has won one domestic trophy in eight years , on a par with Klippety the greatest manager in the world spending nearly £500m to win one domestic trophy in five years.

 

[Tracking back]

The rags spent over 80 million pounds for Harry Maguire.
Just think about that.

I think about it every time I see him line up for that shower of shits.

I also wince when I see Pogba jogging around the pitch.

That's a combined price tag of £170,000,000.00

That's criminal. If it was us that spunked that kind of cash on those two; not only would we be the laughing stock of the premium league the commentators would remind the viewers of it every ten minutes.

 

[deegee33]

I texted last night to a mate who wouldn't shut up about Ushited going top:
" Look on the bright side, many years ago when us City supporters had to worry about such things, we always were happy at reaching 40 points because it virtually assured us of staying up. Of course, we never stopped at 40."

They're SCUM and I don't care for them!

 

[Amadeus71]

I love this game

 

[journolud]

They should play the Benny Hill theme over the tannoy every time Maguire has the ball at his feet

It should be the music they run out to

 

[Protein Junkie]

What a lump! His arse has it's own postcode

Post code is GR3 GGS

 

[Akira]

Apart from against Spurs when he pulled Shaw away from the ball allowing Ndombele to score! Pissed myself laughing over that!

The cherry on top was Shaw thought an opposition pulled him and complained to the ref :D

 

[Vienna_70]

Shoutout to former academy blue Kean Bryan bagging the first goal tonight

Isn't he a City supporter too?

If so, I bet he loved that.

 

[bakerdave76]

Someone on Twitter called ,Rio quaver lip [emoji23]still laughing now !

 

[manimanc]

 

[jimharri]

Has anyone checked on the chap? Maybe someone should go round to chez Howson and put a lock on the cutlery drawer.

 

[Bluearmy]

It's longer than that. He should have saved three in the 6-1 at the swamp. The world's most over-rated keeper. He doesn't command his box on crosses, his distribution is shocking, he's terrible on one on ones and at his near post. He's just another media myth.

I think he was ropey the first couple of years he was at the rags (1-6), very young then. Then hit a purple patch but that is long gone now

 

[jimharri]

 

[Blueboy73]

Has anyone checked on the chap? Maybe someone should go round to chez Howson and put a lock on the cutlery drawer.

You've got to feel sorry for the fat twat, not only did his shit team lose at home to the bottom club in the league but he's also unable to charge plastic tourists to go into pubs near the swamp.