United thread 2020/21

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I see united fans moaning we always get an easy draw!
Obviously the fact we keep beating them in the semi’s is forgotten and it’s all the draw!
Good news with them playing dippers is both teams will have to field a relatively strong side in the next round of FA cup now

Judging from last Wednesday, we can hypothesise that Cheltenham away is a lot more difficult than a trip to Old Trafford.

 

[Messi38]

I kinda glad there are some reasonable heads suggesting it's purely luck of the draw. If the big sides hadn't crash out against the smaller sides, we would have tougher opponents, hardly our fault there.

Reddit's r/soccer on the otherhand, boy do they hate us on there.

I've seen that r/soccer. It's full of clueless JCLs who started watching football in 2015, as well as gimps from America etc. They're hardly hardcore European or South American fans for the most part.

In short, they talk utter bollocks, full of clueless modern fans and plastic glory hunters.

 

[Blue Til Death]

You know how far the rags have plunged when they start poking each other and giggling about the prospect of going top of the table in January, I reckon Burnley will take points off the cunts tonight but even if they don’t, the rags have no chance of wining the title with the wank show of a team they have.

 

[lust overlord]

It's beautiful on that red cafe site. They even have a full list of our draws going back years, if there is a fanbase more deserving of having their grubby noses rubbed in it then I'd be amazed.
What they fail to mention is the fact that we have never won at Cheltenham in our entire history (2008- ). Oily blue bastards!!

They also conveniently forget their draw for the last run to an fa cup final they had (and lost).
Tough semi the rest of the draw piss easy.

 

[Blueboy73]

You know how far the rags have plunged when they start poking each other and giggling about the prospect of going top of the table in January, I reckon Burnley will take points off the cunts tonight but even if they don’t, the rags have no chance of wining the title with the wank show of a team they have.

I think the sensible minority realised after last weeks reality check that they're still miles behind having what it takes.
It won't stop the majority of giddy, clueless fuckers from wanking themselves silly if they avoid defeat which will make it all the funnier when it all turns to shit.

 

[BlueFurn]

I wonder when the rags will start selling virtual tickets?

 

[jrb]

Am I missing something here?

As a rule you paint a mural of some one on a wall because they have achieved something, done something outstanding, left a legacy, etc, in their lives.

Any ideas?

Can Twitter help me? Looking for a wall in Manchester to paint this mural. It wouldn’t cost anything to anyone.... just your gable end
come on boys

 

[Maly]

Am I missing something here?

As a rule you paint a mural of some one on a wall because they have achieved something, done something outstanding, left a legacy, etc, in their lives.

Any ideas?

Can Twitter help me? Looking for a wall in Manchester to paint this mural. It wouldn’t cost anything to anyone.... just your gable end
come on boys

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Do you have any bleach to wash my eyes after posting that monstrosity?

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Not going to be expecting Burnley to do much tonight, but it would be bloody hilarious if they did

 

[LongsightM13]

Am I missing something here?

As a rule you paint a mural of some one on a wall because they have achieved something, done something outstanding, left a legacy, etc, in their lives.

Any ideas?

Can Twitter help me? Looking for a wall in Manchester to paint this mural. It wouldn’t cost anything to anyone.... just your gable end
come on boys

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Hahahahahahhaha
Imagine trying to sell your house with that painted on the side