United thread 2020/21

[Bluearmy]

I disagree, he's play acting and getting paid pretty well for it, most likely. He just chose United as they have a large number of fans that will never have been anywhere near it, but need to feel involved in the 'passion' etc.
He's far from daft....

100% a parody, he’s very good at it hence all the rag hordes subscribing and many city fans giving him grief.

He choose the rags due to the vast number of plastics they attract. He’s milking them!!

 

[Ste1969]

 

[Blue_eyes]

Heard they'll be signing Haaland, Mbappe, Neymar, Messi and Wesley Sneijder by the end of this month.

Out of that list they might get wesley sneijder now, fits the rags recent "genius business" signings perfectly. Out of contract, past it, glittering career(twenty years ago), and if he states publicly that hes a lifelong rag supporter given his dream contract, they will pay him whatever he wants..........the united way dna or whatever it is that they keep insisting on all the time.

 

[chaddblue]

Some of it is up there with Coogan at his absolute best. The highlight has to be him describing Vardy tearing past Maguire on 8 mins:

"Its like a cheetah against a drunk cow. And it's a male cow, cos that's BULLshit!"

Comic genius!!

he has to be.. cos he’s not serious.. Is he!?!?!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

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Hey!

Yeah, but looks to me that's a Goldbridge channel pumping out Best of Goldbridge rants for lucrative clicks, nearly 84,000 for this clip alone.

This charlatan has over one million subscribers to his main channel, and thousands more on his other two "official" channels. He's a dick but fuck me he's minting it.

Great point. I suspect more non rags have watched it than rags have.

 

[SWP's back]

Not sure if that's kosher or not. Not quite as bad as that zebra monstrosity they have this season, but still fugly.

I actually love that. Without the badge on it I’d be buying that for the gym.

 

[Larry Stranger]

The only thing missing is the camera angle showing his face.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

BBC bigging up Stephen "Might as Well Be Celtic" Howson's football team Stretford Paddock(who play in Gorton btw)

Fucking Cringe worthy

Stretford Paddock: The Man Utd fan TV team with lofty ambitions

Stretford Paddock began life as a fan TV channel but have now set up a football club and have dreams of making swift progress.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[BlindEyeSeesAll]

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BBC bigging up Stephen "Might as Well Be Celtic" Howson's football team Stretford Paddock(who play in Gorton btw)

Fucking Cringe worthy

Stretford Paddock: The Man Utd fan TV team with lofty ambitions

Stretford Paddock began life as a fan TV channel but have now set up a football club and have dreams of making swift progress.

www.bbc.co.uk

FC Shite Mk ll

 

[JASR]

BBC bigging up Stephen "Might as Well Be Celtic" Howson's football team Stretford Paddock(who play in Gorton btw)

Fucking Cringe worthy

Stretford Paddock: The Man Utd fan TV team with lofty ambitions

Stretford Paddock began life as a fan TV channel but have now set up a football club and have dreams of making swift progress.

www.bbc.co.uk

Jesus. How has that become National news. Mr Celtic must be laughing all the way to the bank with the free PR.

how many more United tenuous link stories will be rolled out in the international break? One every 2 days would be my guess

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

BBC bigging up Stephen "Might as Well Be Celtic" Howson's football team Stretford Paddock(who play in Gorton btw)

Fucking Cringe worthy

Stretford Paddock: The Man Utd fan TV team with lofty ambitions

Stretford Paddock began life as a fan TV channel but have now set up a football club and have dreams of making swift progress.

www.bbc.co.uk

BBC were always Rag sycophants, but since they moved to Salford they been f*cking unbearable.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Jesus. How has that become National news. Mr Celtic must be laughing all the way to the bank with the free PR.

how many more United tenuous link stories will be rolled out in the international break? One every 2 hours would be my guess

fixed.

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Come on Ric lets buy Maine Rd F.C. and rename it Bluemoon Kippax

 

[aguero93:20]

BBC bigging up Stephen "Might as Well Be Celtic" Howson's football team Stretford Paddock(who play in Gorton btw)

Fucking Cringe worthy

Stretford Paddock: The Man Utd fan TV team with lofty ambitions

Stretford Paddock began life as a fan TV channel but have now set up a football club and have dreams of making swift progress.

www.bbc.co.uk

They really should have to explain how (a) that story is of national interest in a sporting sense (to a great enough degree that it justifies covering this club to the exclusion of similar clubs) and (b) it's an effective use of BBC and taxpayer resources.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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FC Shite Mk ll

The amount of mini raggy teams around, fuck me, it's like a UFG.

Maybe the grand plan is to form a breakaway league of them all at least it'll give the big rags a few trophies to add to the we beat City cup.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The amount of mini raggy teams around, fuck me, it's like a UFG.

Maybe the grand plan is to form a breakaway league of them all at least it'll give the big rags a few trophies to add to the we beat City cup.

And they can all amalgamate and be called
Salford City United of Manchester
I like that :-)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

And they can all amalgamate and be called
Salford City United of Manchester
I like that :-)

Has a great ring to it...manchester united holders of the SCUM cup for the 25th year.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Apparently The Athletic have pinpointed why MANUre got turned over by the Leicester Wild Dingoes t'other day - Rags were shit at throw-ins! Why do these people waste their time scribbling when they could be coaching Barca or Frickley Colliery!

 

[aguero93:20]

Apparently The Athletic have pinpointed why MANUre got turned over by the Leicester Wild Dingoes t'other day - Rags were shit at throw-ins! Why do these people waste their time scribbling when they could be coaching Barca or Frickley Colliery!

They should get a specialist throw in coach like glorified scouse stoke the red dippers.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

They'd probably be embarrassed at the turnout if they gave him a testimonial.
Would be lucky to sell 10k tickets i'd imagine

I actually think it'd be great turn out from us lot to be fair.

A Phil Jones 'Manchesh Yoonated' eleven Vs Sergio Aguero............