United thread 2020/21

[N1985]

I always forget they paid Falcao do literally do fuck all

 

[aguero93:20]

Schneiderlin? - I got so used to him not joining them every year I forgot he did, or is that a piss take?

Everton Schneiderlin, not Sneijder.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Everton Schneiderlin, not Sneijder.

Cheers - early onset dementia strikes again!

 

[Xhavenjoe]

If anyone is having rags tell them it’s so unfair that we can buy the league because the glazers won’t spend any money show them this

Are these just players who have actually made an appearance for the first teams

 

[I'm With Stupid]

If anyone is having rags tell them it’s so unfair that we can buy the league because the glazers won’t spend any money show them this

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Don't forget this:

That's from last seasons. It's even higher now.

 

[Mike Cledford]

BBC Breakfast Sports headline about some American winning the Superbowl for a 7th time - just the news British people are interested in.
Then an item about Australian tennis but dealt with more as a Covid article then a sports one.
Then the Sportsbowl bloke mentioned again by the ordinary presenters with such words as 'incredible' and people being bleary eyed from watching it???? and more to come half an hour later.
Local news mentions the result but after some filler about a shop in Macc. Important stuff.
So what will these childish people have to say about the most important result if the season? Nothing? Anything? It was all a dream?

Ps it must be a dream. I dont know why l put this in the United thread.

 

[Vienna_70]

The donut thief, stealing a living

As well as doughnuts!

 

[M18CTID]

You have to ask yourself, is Fernandinho the kind of person to mock a disaster that caused the loss of many lives and had a huge cultural impact in the community he currently lives in?

The answer's obvious, but you can interpret things how you want to I suppose.

There's a 12 page thread about it on Red Cafe. Given that they have 4 times as many posts per page, that's the equivalent of a near 50 page thread on here. To be fair, some of their fans think there's no malicious intent but fuck me, there are also some proper mouth-foamers going into full victim mode like their mates down at the other end of the East Lancs and saying he definitely intended to mock the disaster - it's almost like they want him to have meant it the fucking weirdos. The fact that many United fans don't even know the date of the Munich anniversary (so why would Fernandinho?) is completely lost on some of these whoppers. Oh, and why would he do such a thing while being snapped by City's official photographer? One dickhead even said that posting a boom emoji next to a plane emoji is an insult to those who have died on planes that have been blown up ffs!

 

[Sir peace frog]

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Pogbad also had an appointment at the hairdressers to attend.

This season's stats so far comprise 1 goal, 2 assists and 27 haircuts.

One of my mate’s brothers would wear his lucky hat to games in the 90s. He’d change it whenever we went on a losing streak. Needless to say, he had a lot of hats.