United thread 2020/21

[trumpton]

I love this "highest goalscorers in the league" stat they're desperately clinging onto.

They're only a single goal ahead of us and needed to score 15 in just 2 games to even get close.

I doubt they'll be the league's top scorers by the end of this week, let alone by the end of the season!

It's bollocks isn't it.

Let's spin it the other way, conceded as many as 18th placed Fulham.

 

[aguero93:20]

The club and its fans seem to be doing a Full Rafa of late, going all-in on conspiracy theories designed to deny them any and all success.

Hate to see it.

FACT

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Dippers >>>> Rags = cunts

Edited for accuracy.

 

[Protein Junkie]

All the ‘experts‘ ranting on about the scum penalty incident yesterday, rumours they get awarded the penalty and have to take it before the palace game on Wednesday?

Or they can use it like a joker card within the next three games.

 

[jimharri]

Delusion at it's finest.

Holy fuck.


But, I suppose, fair play to him for fighting their corner. But he is one seriously deluded sap.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

He's probably a nice enough bloke, but Solksjaer really does come across a wormy little simpleton - always looks as though he's about to burst into tears.

I’d be embarrassed if was City manager. Doesn’t look like a football manager, doesn’t speak like one and his tactics are wank. The longer he stays at United the better.

 

[BigOscar]

I’d be embarrassed if was City manager. Doesn’t look like a football manager, doesn’t speak like one and his tactics are wank. The longer he stays at United the better.

Remember that bit coming out that he refused to park in the managers parking space because that was the GPC's spot? I'd have fired him then and there for being such a pathetic teachers pet, but the rag fans ate it up as a good thing. He's embarrassing, long may it continue

 

[Vienna_70]

Right. So Solskjaer misheard him too? Or are we to believe that the manager didn't speak to his captain at HT/FT about some pretty serious allegations and instead chose to place all his trust in what his left back had told him?

A player, who was probably mentally distraught at the time, wondering where his next Gregg’s was coming from.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Remember that bit coming out that he refused to park in the managers parking space because that was the GPC's spot? I'd have fired him then and there for being such a pathetic teachers pet, but the rag fans ate it up as a good thing. He's embarrassing, long may it continue

Stuck in a forever time warp hung up trying to recreate what the old piss can did in the 90s. Surround Solksjaer with the GPCs coaching staff and tactics from the dark ages of twat it up the field and run after it. Football has moved on, they can’t get a manager with new ideas and not connected to the club previously, as they hound them out talking about the past. I welcome this comfort blanket they have of not moving on, they could end up like they did when Busby hung around to long stinking the place out. Decades without a league title.

 

[Vienna_70]

Delusion at it's finest.

The rags are playing great football?

I must have missed that, then.