Bill the Blue
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 28 Jul 2013
- Messages
- 2,795
- Location
- Here and There, mostly Here..
- Team supported
- The only football team to come from Manchester!
Baileys with ice
Static
Right said
The Uruguayan pensioner
The Welsh diver
Scotty, not so hotty Mac tom in eh
The Greek fugitive
All played tonight and all are fkin rank garbage.
St Marcus of rasher
Green(plank of)wood
Gregg's platinum card holder
Henderson
Obi Wan
The Iberian ferret, with his, "hit every branch on the ugly tree on the way down", features..
Bit better than the first batch above but still not good enough, therefore not quite fkin rank garbage but rated one notch up on the rags sliding scale which I believe is.. Dog shit..!
The dabber
Lindelof
Donut thief
Van Beeky
First one above should be filed under a wannabe reality TV knob who regularly shows absolutely no interest in kicking a ball about..
2nd one looks like someone who's won a competition on the back of a cornflakes box to "be a footballer for a season"
3rd one has been clinically certified as allergic to round objects that are larger than a donut.. so much so he's been known to spend most of his weekends diving out of the way if one comes within 6 foot of him..
The last one is why the phrases "rabbit in the headlights" and "what the fuck have I done ?" were invented..
Bought for millions, now worth hundreds and he's only been there for 27 games ffs..
Think on, all of the above shower have been assembled for just your half a billion pounds by a shrewd CEO who knows his pot noodles from his chevvy pick up trucks..
The whole cluster fuck is expertly overseen by a clueless patsy who word has it, lets a drunken jock use his carparking space at his place of work..
A shocking performance tonight against a poor Palace team who could and should have won it in the end themselves..
14 points behind the runaway league leaders with 11 games left..
Their collective arses are now well and truly twitching as the look over their shoulder at the chasing pack..
Still chin up, not all is lost, there's always the next game to put things right..!
Static
Right said
The Uruguayan pensioner
The Welsh diver
Scotty, not so hotty Mac tom in eh
The Greek fugitive
All played tonight and all are fkin rank garbage.
St Marcus of rasher
Green(plank of)wood
Gregg's platinum card holder
Henderson
Obi Wan
The Iberian ferret, with his, "hit every branch on the ugly tree on the way down", features..
Bit better than the first batch above but still not good enough, therefore not quite fkin rank garbage but rated one notch up on the rags sliding scale which I believe is.. Dog shit..!
The dabber
Lindelof
Donut thief
Van Beeky
First one above should be filed under a wannabe reality TV knob who regularly shows absolutely no interest in kicking a ball about..
2nd one looks like someone who's won a competition on the back of a cornflakes box to "be a footballer for a season"
3rd one has been clinically certified as allergic to round objects that are larger than a donut.. so much so he's been known to spend most of his weekends diving out of the way if one comes within 6 foot of him..
The last one is why the phrases "rabbit in the headlights" and "what the fuck have I done ?" were invented..
Bought for millions, now worth hundreds and he's only been there for 27 games ffs..
Think on, all of the above shower have been assembled for just your half a billion pounds by a shrewd CEO who knows his pot noodles from his chevvy pick up trucks..
The whole cluster fuck is expertly overseen by a clueless patsy who word has it, lets a drunken jock use his carparking space at his place of work..
A shocking performance tonight against a poor Palace team who could and should have won it in the end themselves..
14 points behind the runaway league leaders with 11 games left..
Their collective arses are now well and truly twitching as the look over their shoulder at the chasing pack..
Still chin up, not all is lost, there's always the next game to put things right..!