United thread 2020/21

[MillionMilesAway]

Wpupd lqugh my tits off if foxes can win last two games and rags ended up 3rd if wolves beat them

If that happened, I would question where Leicester got 7 points from their two games.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

1 point from a possible 9 in their last 3 games.
Mind the gap you red twats!!!!

They could be on for a Spurs where "keeping the leaders honest" means "collapsing and finishing third".

 

[urban genie]

If that happened, I would question where Leicester got 7 points from their two games.

Leicester on 66, rags on 71

Last I checked 66+6 = 72

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Leicester on 66, rags on 71

Last I checked 66+6 = 72

Fair point, my apologies.

In my defence, I made a rookie error of assuming the table on the BBC had been updated to knock the two points off for the Fulham goal. Not much of a defence though. A bit like Phil Jones.

 

[urban genie]

Fair point, my apologies.

In my defence, I made a rookie error of assuming the table on the BBC had been updated to knock the two points off for the Fulham goal. Not much of a defence though. A bit like Phil Jones.

The bbc struggle to remove points from them is always there.

 

[SWP's back]

@kaz7 will be happy

 

[Bantamgaz]

I really don’t get why the United pundits think the gap is closing ??????
Had you lot started playing August then the gap could have been easily 25/30 points is that really closing the gap ????

 

[Gray]

@kaz7 will be happy

Temporary.

 

[mat]

I really don’t get why the United pundits think the gap is closing ??????
Had you lot started playing August then the gap could have been easily 25/30 points is that really closing the gap ????

It's being artificially closed by VAR.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

@kaz7 will be happy

Surprised it’s not a black & white telly, might give the local tv license office a ring, see if they’re up to date

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

@kaz7 will be happy

Why? Does she have an OT season ticket?

:)

 

[Bluekiwi]

Nice to see the Glazers have put on free flights to Gdansk for the rags Europa Cup Final, Turkish Airlines I think.

Edit: Sorry, stand corrected, Glazers take money out of the club, not in it.

There used to be an airline called UTA - it stood for Unlikely To Arrive

 

[deegee33]

There used to be an airline called UTA - it stood for Unlikely To Arrive

I would guess that Ole is at the wheel

 

[WNRH]

Where were the protests? Thousands outside the ground last week and they’ve all paid the Glazers money to attend a game this week.

Bizarre.

 

[crazyg]

There used to be an airline called UTA - it stood for Unlikely To Arrive

Just as BOAC stood for Better On A Camel.

 

[Big Swifty]

In the old homophobic days, QANTAS stood for Queers And Nancies Trained as Stewards

 

[stonerblue]

Just as BOAC stood for Better On A Camel.

Dan-Dare

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Oh they are doing this again are they?



Well it wasn't quite as awkward and embarrassing as this bloke.

 

[KS55]

In the old homophobic days, QANTAS stood for Queers And Nancies Trained as Stewards

I have no comment to make on Aerlingus.

 

[Indaparkside]

Oh they are doing this again are they?



Well it wasn't quite as awkward and embarrassing as this bloke.

What’s giggs asking for character references