United thread 2020/21

[Blueknows]

How many spot kicks has Fernandez had in his short time here - it’s got to be a lot.

9

 

[Bluekiwi]

VAR dungeon - 90+9 minutes - ring, ring; ring ring.
VAR - "Hello who's that?"
"I am a knight of the realm and you lot did us last week against Palace. Suggest you review that incident just before the whistle. Definite handball, give it or else. And I dinna giv a toss that the whistle has gone and all the opponents have left the pitch"

 

[Georgian Maestro]

Solskjaer is a great manager for the rags. He's never going to be successful but he does just enough not to get sacked

 

[toffee balls]

Solskjaer is a great manager for the rags. He's never going to be successful but he does just enough not to get sacked

“Onlygonna Gosofar”

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

In most matches, the average was measured to be about 28 minutes of in play action a half, a few years ago.

Yeah, when we had Gazetta Italia, and C4 did games on Sunday afternoon, matches often didn't have an hour's worth of in-ball play. The timekeeping in football matches now is risible. I bet there aren't two PL games with exactly the same amount of time where a team would be able to score.

 

[nmc]

9

So double the average for a full season in half a season!

 

[Blue Hefner]

Guardiola used to mention the timekeeping in his first season here. He always said we play more injury time than anywhere else and always give time for one last chance

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

They are shite conceded 5 goals in 2 games to premier league cannon fodder. I wouldn’t worry about this lot challenging even with refs doing all they can inside and outside the rules to give them penalties.

 

[JASR]

We should have a multi choice poll every United match day, for when they will get their obliged penalties awarded:

0-5
6-10
...
40-45
46+
45-50
...
85-90
91+

or
0-15
16-30
31-45
46+
45-60
61–75
76-90
91+

How stupid of me, I forgot the obvious multi choice option of:
Full time+

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Guardiola used to mention the timekeeping in his first season here. He always said we play more injury time than anywhere else and always give time for one last chance

For teams they favour?