United thread 2020/21

[Blue Mist]

Imagine if United had signed Pep. Imagine.

Pep: Pass and move, look for space, pass and move.
Maguire: So you want me to hoof it up towards the penalty area where someone can go down?
Pep What ? are you a fucking idiot ?
Marshall: No boss that's me, I'm over here on the rocking horse.
Rashford: Boss, boss, I cant come into training tomorrow it's my turn to deliver the meals.
Shaw: And me boss and me. Well I dont deliver them, they get delivered to me.
Pep: FFS
Entire team: He's not here Boss, he's at a decent team.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Just a reminder.

Have a zoom, some pathetic individuals in that lot

 

[Blue Mist]

I think your'e right. Though TBF, 'they' are probably right too. It's just that Pele and Maradonna retired years ago and they may compete, but thats not winning. Fulham competed yesterday

It wouldnt stop Woody putting in a bid for them both.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

I've not checked, but my lad tells me John Stones has scored as many as Martial this season.

Just saying.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Whats that???

 

[bluemonkey71]

View attachment 12449Whats that???

A wig?

 

[Bluesince1979]

A wig?

Only explanation

 

[aguero93:20]

View attachment 12449Whats that???

I believe it's called a beehive.

 

[Bluesince1979]

I believe it's called a beehive.

Someone must be stood directly behind him

 

[aguero93:20]

Someone must be stood directly behind him

You can see a bit of a red jumper or something alright, unless that's corky1970 with his arms folded...