United thread 2020/21

[JASR]

Is it Pogba on the edge of the 18yd box not even attempting to move as the ball pings about in the box? The same bullshitting, lazy, spineless, overhyped **** that was quoted today as saying “some of our players have been cheating the others by putting no effort in, but now we’ve turned it round “?

There’s also martial (?) doing similar (though at least he spins on the spot), at the end of the clip some united player (cavani?) from near the half way line has clearly spotted that his fellow trees aren’t doing anything and comes rushing back.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The best bit of that is just before the goal, Tony Marshall looks over his left shoulder and sees the Sheffield player stood in a mile of space, and does nothing. Doesn't even move. Think I might just watch that again...

Well dont get sidetracked by Pogba's classic man to man marking, you'll be there all day.

 

[Gingers Dad]

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Up and coming manager in the premier league, got West Ham punching above their weight. Look no further Eddie Two planks.

Would be so funny if West Ham and Spuds finish above the Rags

 

[give it to gordon]

The best bit of that is just before the goal, Tony Marshall looks over his left shoulder and sees the Sheffield player stood in a mile of space, and does nothing. Doesn't even move. Think I might just watch that again...

Who's utd number 9 lol just stood there like a kid watching lol

 

[Sir peace frog]

The best bit of that is just before the goal, Tony Marshall looks over his left shoulder and sees the Sheffield player stood in a mile of space, and does nothing. Doesn't even move. Think I might just watch that again...

just watch pogba , stood in the middle of the penalty area ,looks like he doesn't give a flying fuck

 

[Protein Junkie]

So...just getting my head around this result.
Marcus feed the world rashford
Tony balloon martial and;
Mason best finisher at the club greenwood..between them...couldnt beat bottom of the table down and outs sheff utd ..?
So..basically.utd need to sign Var.

They already have Dennis. Signed from the dips back in August but out with a hamstring injury last night.

 

[City Raider]

Wonder who’s at the wheel of that bus...

 

[lancs blue]

Pogba is stood within feet of Burke just looking at him take his first shot. When it comes back to Burke Pogba is still in the same spot, pointing to someone else to pick up Burke. This is the same Paul Pogba who was last week showing the Premier League why he's world class. The longer he's there the better, because they will be a threat once they get rid of the arrogant mardarse

He's stood near the penalty spot for the entire sequence, barely moves. The whole thing is like a training ground exercise where they put out those dummies as opposition defenders.

 

[jimharri]

Stay classy, you rags.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Nice quote from the caf:
"Rashford offers nothing unless you are hungry."

Fair play that is funny

 

[lancs blue]

Stay classy, you rags.

They really are fucking lowlifes, hurl abuse at an academy player while his overpaid, overrated teammates stand around doing fuck all.

 

[Blue Mist]

Olly is copying Pep by playing a false number 9.
Unfortunately for him he also played a false number 5, a false number 1, 7, 3, 6 and 11 oh and the rest are just shit

 

[Tuearts right boot]

He's stood near the penalty spot for the entire sequence, barely moves. The whole thing is like a training ground exercise where they put out those dummies as opposition defenders.

Thinking about it, there is method in his madness. From what I could tell he was waiting for his personnal butler, Yo Yo Jeeves, to place the ball in front of himself on a silver platter, so he then had a clear unimpeded run at the goal.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I don't know why, but my favourite part of that is right at the start where Maguire passes it back to De Gea from about 2 yards out, who then proceeds to play a ten yard ball into open space and throw his arms up in the air to complain.

Not sure that second bit tickles me so much.........

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

The only one with an ounce of effort was Penandez at the end when he came running in, the only surprise he stayed on his feet, he usually goes down running into a penalty area...

 

[jimharri]

They really are fucking lowlifes, hurl abuse at an academy player while his overpaid, overrated teammates stand around doing fuck all.

On Insta, apparently.

 

[@BluePhil8]

Stay classy, you rags.

Funny how they don’t specify which fan base was doing the racist abuse.

 

[@BluePhil8]

I don't know why, but my favourite part of that is right at the start where Maguire passes it back to De Gea from about 2 yards out, who then proceeds to play a ten yard ball into open space and throw his arms up in the air to complain.

Not sure that second bit tickles me so much.........

Me too mate, it’s like a comedy sketch.

 

[remember arthur mann]

so has the pipe dream of the title now been erased,it was something for them to clutch on to, hey ho never mind

No, only a blip according Goldfridge.

 

[waspish]

The only one with an ounce of effort was Penandez at the end when he came running in, the only surprise he stayed on his feet, he usually goes down running into a penalty area...

Where was he 10 seconds ago? Just because he runs and makes an effort while watching it all play out says nowt.