United thread 2020/21

[city986]

Hello rags looking in just mind the fucking gap

 

[TotalFootballOne]

Bless SER19 on RedCafe

"£350m bench today"

"Well the league Cup isn't even a competition anymore. They have single handedly nullified the competitiveness of one of English footballs domestic cups."

"League is dead. League Cup is dead. English football unrecognisable"

"What manager could reliably hit 95+ pts every season with any club other than City? Because that's what competing takes now"

"Imagine being able to rest your 55m centre half for another 55m centre half in a champions league knockout game. As well as many other examples of high end like for like.

This is the time of year normal clubs find difficult rotating through. I think people underestimate just how much of a difference this is for city its absolutely ridiculous"

"It's a comedy league. Comparing it to the years of Ferguson vs wenger is like comparing wrestling to boxings prime years.

18 straight wins without even being at their best"

"310m on the city bench tonight. Useful when 5 subs. I expect Borussias years long revival is about to meet an abrupt end"

"Expect another symbolically sad game tonight as a classic club and real 'sleeping giant' has really done it the hard way to get back to the CL. Only they will almost certainly be brushed aside by a team that was in England's lower leagues not long ago."

"Bye bye moenchengladbach, nice effort at rebuilding for years, but city did a better job for some reason"

Lmao

 

[aguero93:20]

What’s there to do on a Friday night in California when everything’s closed and ones family is out of town save me? Why, watch Liga MX, where powerhouse Mazatlan is taking on juggernaut Queretaro. I might be exaggerating.

Anyhow I’m watching this somewhat rotund, slow fellow who plays defense (allegedly) for Queretaro. You can see his footprints as he trudges around the pitch, and has so far illegally closed down a free kick, given the ball away a half dozen times, scissor-kicked two players (and received no cards because the referee appears to be blind), and generally played like Anderson for 36 minutes.

Then I realize: it’s Antonio Valencia.

The vagaries of age catch up with us all, but as Valencia is a snide ex-rag little prick, I’m happy to report Mazatlan leads 2-0 and Queretaro just had a man sent off.

So he's improved since he left the rags then?

 

[mancityvstoke]

Give up reds.....

 

[aguero93:20]

Bless SER19 on RedCafe

"£350m bench today"

"Well the league Cup isn't even a competition anymore. They have single handedly nullified the competitiveness of one of English footballs domestic cups."

"League is dead. League Cup is dead. English football unrecognisable"

"What manager could reliably hit 95+ pts every season with any club other than City? Because that's what competing takes now"

"Imagine being able to rest your 55m centre half for another 55m centre half in a champions league knockout game. As well as many other examples of high end like for like.

This is the time of year normal clubs find difficult rotating through. I think people underestimate just how much of a difference this is for city its absolutely ridiculous"

"It's a comedy league. Comparing it to the years of Ferguson vs wenger is like comparing wrestling to boxings prime years.

18 straight wins without even being at their best"

"310m on the city bench tonight. Useful when 5 subs. I expect Borussias years long revival is about to meet an abrupt end"

"Expect another symbolically sad game tonight as a classic club and real 'sleeping giant' has really done it the hard way to get back to the CL. Only they will almost certainly be brushed aside by a team that was in England's lower leagues not long ago."

"Bye bye moenchengladbach, nice effort at rebuilding for years, but city did a better job for some reason"

Lmao

The thing is unless he started posting on that site at about the age of 4, he's actually a grown man.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Bless SER19 on RedCafe

"£350m bench today"

"Well the league Cup isn't even a competition anymore. They have single handedly nullified the competitiveness of one of English footballs domestic cups."

"League is dead. League Cup is dead. English football unrecognisable"

"What manager could reliably hit 95+ pts every season with any club other than City? Because that's what competing takes now"

"Imagine being able to rest your 55m centre half for another 55m centre half in a champions league knockout game. As well as many other examples of high end like for like.

This is the time of year normal clubs find difficult rotating through. I think people underestimate just how much of a difference this is for city its absolutely ridiculous"

"It's a comedy league. Comparing it to the years of Ferguson vs wenger is like comparing wrestling to boxings prime years.

18 straight wins without even being at their best"

"310m on the city bench tonight. Useful when 5 subs. I expect Borussias years long revival is about to meet an abrupt end"

"Expect another symbolically sad game tonight as a classic club and real 'sleeping giant' has really done it the hard way to get back to the CL. Only they will almost certainly be brushed aside by a team that was in England's lower leagues not long ago."

"Bye bye moenchengladbach, nice effort at rebuilding for years, but city did a better job for some reason"

Lmao

Lick the underside of my ballsack Howson hahaha it's a new world order.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Bless SER19 on RedCafe

"£350m bench today"

"Well the league Cup isn't even a competition anymore. They have single handedly nullified the competitiveness of one of English footballs domestic cups."

"League is dead. League Cup is dead. English football unrecognisable"

"What manager could reliably hit 95+ pts every season with any club other than City? Because that's what competing takes now"

"Imagine being able to rest your 55m centre half for another 55m centre half in a champions league knockout game. As well as many other examples of high end like for like.

This is the time of year normal clubs find difficult rotating through. I think people underestimate just how much of a difference this is for city its absolutely ridiculous"

"It's a comedy league. Comparing it to the years of Ferguson vs wenger is like comparing wrestling to boxings prime years.

18 straight wins without even being at their best"

"310m on the city bench tonight. Useful when 5 subs. I expect Borussias years long revival is about to meet an abrupt end"

"Expect another symbolically sad game tonight as a classic club and real 'sleeping giant' has really done it the hard way to get back to the CL. Only they will almost certainly be brushed aside by a team that was in England's lower leagues not long ago."

"Bye bye moenchengladbach, nice effort at rebuilding for years, but city did a better job for some reason"

Lmao

How does he keep a straight face and no sense of irony.?

 

[waspish]

Bless SER19 on RedCafe

"£350m bench today"

"Well the league Cup isn't even a competition anymore. They have single handedly nullified the competitiveness of one of English footballs domestic cups."

"League is dead. League Cup is dead. English football unrecognisable"

"What manager could reliably hit 95+ pts every season with any club other than City? Because that's what competing takes now"

"Imagine being able to rest your 55m centre half for another 55m centre half in a champions league knockout game. As well as many other examples of high end like for like.

This is the time of year normal clubs find difficult rotating through. I think people underestimate just how much of a difference this is for city its absolutely ridiculous"

"It's a comedy league. Comparing it to the years of Ferguson vs wenger is like comparing wrestling to boxings prime years.

18 straight wins without even being at their best"

"310m on the city bench tonight. Useful when 5 subs. I expect Borussias years long revival is about to meet an abrupt end"

"Expect another symbolically sad game tonight as a classic club and real 'sleeping giant' has really done it the hard way to get back to the CL. Only they will almost certainly be brushed aside by a team that was in England's lower leagues not long ago."

"Bye bye moenchengladbach, nice effort at rebuilding for years, but city did a better job for some reason"

Lmao

The response to that rag post would be

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

Bless SER19 on RedCafe

"£350m bench today"

"Well the league Cup isn't even a competition anymore. They have single handedly nullified the competitiveness of one of English footballs domestic cups."

"League is dead. League Cup is dead. English football unrecognisable"

"What manager could reliably hit 95+ pts every season with any club other than City? Because that's what competing takes now"

"Imagine being able to rest your 55m centre half for another 55m centre half in a champions league knockout game. As well as many other examples of high end like for like.

This is the time of year normal clubs find difficult rotating through. I think people underestimate just how much of a difference this is for city its absolutely ridiculous"

"It's a comedy league. Comparing it to the years of Ferguson vs wenger is like comparing wrestling to boxings prime years.

18 straight wins without even being at their best"

"310m on the city bench tonight. Useful when 5 subs. I expect Borussias years long revival is about to meet an abrupt end"

"Expect another symbolically sad game tonight as a classic club and real 'sleeping giant' has really done it the hard way to get back to the CL. Only they will almost certainly be brushed aside by a team that was in England's lower leagues not long ago."

"Bye bye moenchengladbach, nice effort at rebuilding for years, but city did a better job for some reason"

Lmao

He could always watch & support the league of his origin if ours is such a comedy league..he's from Ireland btw

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Bless SER19 on RedCafe

"£350m bench today"

"Well the league Cup isn't even a competition anymore. They have single handedly nullified the competitiveness of one of English footballs domestic cups."

"League is dead. League Cup is dead. English football unrecognisable"

"What manager could reliably hit 95+ pts every season with any club other than City? Because that's what competing takes now"

"Imagine being able to rest your 55m centre half for another 55m centre half in a champions league knockout game. As well as many other examples of high end like for like.

This is the time of year normal clubs find difficult rotating through. I think people underestimate just how much of a difference this is for city its absolutely ridiculous"

"It's a comedy league. Comparing it to the years of Ferguson vs wenger is like comparing wrestling to boxings prime years.

18 straight wins without even being at their best"

"310m on the city bench tonight. Useful when 5 subs. I expect Borussias years long revival is about to meet an abrupt end"

"Expect another symbolically sad game tonight as a classic club and real 'sleeping giant' has really done it the hard way to get back to the CL. Only they will almost certainly be brushed aside by a team that was in England's lower leagues not long ago."

"Bye bye moenchengladbach, nice effort at rebuilding for years, but city did a better job for some reason"

Lmao

Whaaa it's not fair.

Fuck off you entitled raggy ****.